Cranky Reviews

A Cold Case Mystery

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 18

Other Info

A Cold Case Mystery

Staion House No4

Longslice Brewery

5.2% Alcohol

Murdoch Mystery beer? I am always suspect of a brew named to ride to coattails of a popular TV show, or even a CBC TV show. Although come to think of it I was skeptical about Puppers and it was a pretty damn good brew. But on Kilkenny they are drinking Puppers beer so hopping on that bandwagon wasn’t a huge departure of logic. What Murdoch Mysteries has to do with beer or their contribution in this “collaboration” is no one’s guess, because it doesn’t, as far as I know. I must admit I know squat about Murdoch Mysteries, having never seen the show myself. ***

But you are wondering how I deduced that this beer is about the mysteries of this fellow Murdoch. Is it my keen Sherlokian deductive talents? Am I channeling Poirot?* Did the intriguing tip of the hat artwork** tip me off? None of the above. What has transpired here is I have taken the Editor’s advice and read the fine print where it says on the can in black and white. “Murdoch Mysteries”.  Apparently it is a CSI type of show, but based in Toronto not in Vegas, and during the late 1800’s not the year 2000. Hmmm. Not sure if I will be tuning in soon.

Time to investigate this Longslice brew using the most advanced beer tasting techniques available. A luminous golden pour under the white light, a bit bubbly with a head to match. A very mild bread malt aroma. Time for the DBA test (drink this beer already). A malt bread traditional lager but instead of sweet it has a floral touch and an attempt at crisp finish. Very much Pilsner like in its presentation.  Big swigs field more flower power, for a not quite basic lager with a bit more floral than usual.  I not a big floral fan, I find those arrangements more fitting for weddings and funerals than for my beer.

Now that I’ve got to the bottom of it there’s no mystery here. A basic larger with a floral flourish where the sweet should be. Unfortunately, the mystery of where did my lager sweet go remains a cold case.

*Editor’s Comment: Station House No4 is a police station run by Toronto Law Enforcement. It is located at 2 Wilton Street. It is the workplace of William Murdoch in the show Murdoch Mysteries. The original Station House No4 was established in 1876 at Parliament and Dundas Street.

**Editor’s Comment: Clouseau maybe.

***Editor’s Comment: The interesting and attractive artwork on the can is by Olivia Troung. She did a poster for an escape room with a Murdock Mystery theme, “The Secret of Station House No4” very similar to this beer can art.

Final Rating: Flowers for My Sweet at 12 out of 20

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 18

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