Deep Purple and Bruno Mars both agreed that if you’re lazy you just stay in bed.* Farmer Steve is on his third cup of joe before most of us hit the snooze button the first time, “them ol’ Bessies ain’t goin’ to milk themselves “ he tells us.
But when it comes to bears we aren’t just talking sleeping in or even maximum relaxation. We’re talkin’ deep long-term Z bagging with a do not disturb sign on the cave door, as in hibernation. But to be fair, if you’re a bear in these parts then hibernating is a big part of your social calendar. A 4 to 7 month ursus snooze fest helps avoid those lean mean no green months. When it comes to bears, when the going gets tough, the tough go to sleep.
But this fair-weather Collingwood bear looks more stoned than lazy. Maybe grazing in the forbidden mushroom patch. Maybe even hoisting a few too many Lazy Bear beers, which is quite understandable since they are a tasty easy drinking blonde ale.
A sleepy golden bear of a pour, a clear beer. Tucked in with a thin white top sheet. Malt bread aroma to start the night off right. A watery mouthfeel, easy drinking mild malt with a laissez faire crisp finish. A most palatable pint. Everything about this beer screams easy going.** Malt and crisp makes for a delicious duo, a tasty twosome, a positively pleasing pair of a bear. This brew could be a summer fridge stocker, easy enough drinking for your everyday beer drinker who doesn’t drink every day.
That’s one lazy lounger.
As for the Collingwood partnership with Kuma outdoor equipment I see that Kuma sells a fancy pants camping stool named the lazy bear chair complete with a beer can holder on that folder, well done. This beer is so tasty that two cup holders may be required, sounds like redesign time.
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