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Pure Playoffs

Pure Playoffs

Do or die time for the Leafs. Having the immediate family gathered to cheer them on meant explaining the difference between offside and icing more times than I would care to, but how often do you get to have that family quality time together for a Leafs game 7?*  As...

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Salt of the Earth?

Salt of the Earth?

I’ve seen a few salt docks in my days. Isles de la Madeliene for one. Then there was Windsor Salt and of course Goderich. But the Parry Sound salt docks?* What’s that all about? The things you learn while drinking beer. Then I got thinking about the expression “salt...

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Uncle Al’s Ale and the Cask at Hand

Uncle Al’s Ale and the Cask at Hand

There was Uncle Al, the Kiddie’s Pal, always suffering a bit from the 40-ounce flu. The McCartney’s Uncle Al was hands across the water. Weird Al might be a fun uncle, and of course a bedtime story from Uncle Alice may invoke nightmares.* Or our favourite history...

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A Short Circuit in the System

A Short Circuit in the System

Lazy Ass Beer Reviewer: Hey Siri, review this beer for me. Siri: Alright, a black bear is a species that lives in many parts…. Lazy Ass Beer Reviewer: No, I said beer, review this beer. Siri: Yogi Bear is a Hanna Barbera cartoon character…. Lazy Ass Beer Reviewer: I...

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A Royal Spain in the Glass

A Royal Spain in the Glass

Lots of signs up in the beer store about this new brew, Madrí, A beer from Madrid at my local Beer Store, that's exceptional! I picture Don Quixote tilting at windmills while I’m titling a frosty brewski.* I make a Spanish inquisition to the friendly and helpful Beer...

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Campfire Smoke

Campfire Smoke

Passing through the Muskokas meant a chance to stop by the largest beer spa in the world and partake in some campfire smoke at Clear Lake. A tasty entrée with an adult beverage for an appetizer, that’s the ticket. A gander at the On Tap menu, said the excited goose....

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Irresponsibly Hopped for Pine Nuts

Irresponsibly Hopped for Pine Nuts

Sawdust City’s toast to Hill Valley’s favourite shopping mall, Twin Pines and that blast from the past Back to the Future.* Come to think of it, Sawdust also brews Lone Pine, which was the name of the Hill Valley shopping mall after Marty comes back to the future. I...

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Black Hole Sun Shines

Black Hole Sun Shines

Black Hole Sun is the name of a dark depressing song by Soundgarden,* or a dark impressive beer by Counterpart. You can take your pick or drink one while listening to the song like I did. Then after 5 minutes and 18 seconds I tuned out Soundgarden, turned on the...

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Holy Trinity and an Immaculate Misconception

Holy Trinity and an Immaculate Misconception

As a kid I heard the old man say “Jesus, Mary and Joseph” so often I thought they were the Holy Trinity. The Department of Morality cleared up that little immaculate misconception for me. But Rouge River is talking about a hoppy holy trinity of Citra, Simcoe and...

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Bruno Who?

Bruno Who?

Maybe it’s only a coincidence, but I wonder if they know that there is a real Bruno Mars, and he looks a bit like the picture on the can. Mars is so chill and cool he’s out of this world. Maybe this chill craft from Mascot  is as chill, as smooth, as cool, as good as...

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