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A Pint of Pitchfork Porter Please

Traditional Dry English-Style Porter

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11 to 14

11 to 14

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A Pint of Pitchfork Porter Please

Pitchfork Porter

Oast House Brewers

5.3% Alcohol

When I first saw the name Pitchfork I immediately thought of the Devil*, Lord knows why. Is this another devil-may-care, or may not for that matter, brew like 666 or the Devil’s Punchbowl? But I should know by now that you can’t judge a brew by it’s cover. Reading the story on the can often helps. According to Oast, our host with the most, “The pitchfork symbolizes the hard work and grit required along the way while following your passion”. Perhaps a tribute to my old buddy Farmer Steve, and all of those hard working farmers out there. Apparently the Devil has nothing to do with this brew, I guess we should look for him in the details.

Rocky Horror and American Gothic

Then I remembered the classic painting “American Gothic”**, the stoic farm couple with a pitchfork. Then, for some strange reason, I thought about the various references to the painting in the movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show. In front of the church before Brad and Janet get married. Hanging in the front hall of Frank N Furter’s mansion. Wait a minute, (SPOILER ALERT), Riff Raff puts an end to Frank N Furter with a futuristic pitchfork weapon too. Some might say that the references to American Gothic in The Rocky Horror Picture Show juxtapose Frank N Furter’s philosophy of “giving yourself over to absolute pleasure” with the stark family values and work ethic depicted in American Gothic and represent the loss of family values in modern day America. That same “some” may be overthinking the movie a bit.

For a minute I forgot we have a brew to review. A dark goth (as opposed to gothic) pour. It pours as thick as “War and Peace”***, some substantial suds. A mild roasted malt aroma with a bit of fresh hanging off the end of my nose like my reading glasses. It has a nice full porter flavour body, but with a bit of a harsh finish. Wait a minute, sometimes a nice finish with a touch sweet.  Sometimes harsh like a school teacher explaining why you will never amount to anything (perhaps this analogy hits too close to home). There is a Jekyll and Hyde thing going on here. Moments of greatness only to revert to life’s harsh realities. Consistently inconsistent. The flip flop finish makes for a good not great porter.

*Editor’s Comment: Apparently the Lord does not know why. There is no Biblical reference to the Devil wielding a pitchfork and yet today we picture it as the Devil’s main or only tool. The imagery seems to come from Greek mythology. Also known as a bident, the pitchfork-like staff was used by the Greek god of the underworld, Hades, and represented his sovereignty over the dead. Since Satan is viewed as the “lord” of Hell, he is frequently depicted with a bident. Poseidon also brandishes a pitchfork, Lord knows why.

**Editor’s Comment: American Gothic is a 1930 classic oil painting by Grant Wood. According to the artist, the couple is actually supposed to be a Father and his grown daughter.

***Editor’s Comment: The book “War and Peace” by Tolstoy is 587,287 words and the print length ranges between 820 pages up to 1296 pages.

Final Rating: A Fluctuating Finish for a 14 out of 20

Traditional Dry English-Style Porter

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

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