Cranky Reviews

Aye or Nay

Scottish Pale Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Aye or Nay

Aye!

Neustadt Springs Brewery

4.5% Alcohol

Scottish word association time. Aye aye aye aye, I am the Scottish bandito.* “If you don’t eat yer meat you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat.?” I seem to remember that bit of Scottish verbiage from Pink Floyd’s school days. ** Or pondering why Mike Meyers’ Shrek has a working-class Scottish accent (albiet a poor one) when the rest of the forest doesn’t. ***  Bond had a Scottish accent, does that mean he had a license to kilt?

All this pondering and mind wandering did not distract me from the task at hand, that being Neustadt’s Scottish Pale Ale. My glass had an Aye! full. Not our first Scottish excursion mind you, the Scots do fancy an ale now and again.

This one pours a ruddy amber, an unpale but appealing pale. A thin as can be, and then even thinner head. A malty aroma, some fruit in there too? I expected a malt assault but got apple/pear fruit with a very dry finish. The malt started to show up after a pull or two. The malt mixed with some indiscernible fruit resulting in an interesting and tasty pale ale. A dark malty looking pour but a light mild malty fruit with a watery mouthfeel. Definitely easy drinking. No hops no bitters no citrus, no problem. A solid traditional pale. The vote has been counted and the Ayes have it.

*Editor’s Comment: The Mexican folk song “Ceilito Lindo” which translates to “lovely sweet one” has the refrain “ay, ay, ay ay” which translates to “woe, woe, woe woe”. The song has come to be known as the “Ay,Ay,Ay,Ay” song. The Frito Bandito was a cartoon mascot for the Frito Lay company from 1967 to 1971. Frito received a lot of flak over the stereotyping and eventually relented. The Bandidto sings a modified Ceilito Lindo with the following lyrics. “ Ay, ay, ay, ay! oh, I am dee Frito Bandito. I like Fritos corn chips, I love them, I do. I want Fritos corn chips. I'll get them, from you. Ay, ay, ay, ay, oh, I am the Frito Bandito. Give me Fritos corn chips and I'll be your friend. The Frito Bandito you must not offend.”

**Editor’s Comment: From Pink Floyd’s 1979 song “Another Brick in the Wall”. At the end of the song the Scottish accented schoolmaster (actor Alex McAvoy) repeats his highly agitated no meat no pudding rant over and over.

***Editor’s Comment: Perhaps to juxtapose against John Lithgow’s Lord Farquaar upper class English accent.

Final Rating: A Right Honourable Scottish Pale Ale at 14 out of 20

Scottish Pale Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

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