Cranky Reviews

Dreaming

Breakfast Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Dreaming

Broken Dream

Siren Craft Brew

6.5% Alcohol

Fleetwood Mac ask us if we have any dreams we would like to sell, meanwhile Gary Wright is weaving a few of his own. Gordon Lightfoot’s broken dreams sometimes make him sad and mean, while Billy Joe Armstrong named a boulevard after his. COMDB broken dreams could well be our pursuit of free beer, but that’s another story.

Is the siren song*, alluring and yet dangerous, a precursor to a broken dream? Is a broken dream only small step on the pathway to enlightenment? Is this train of thought perhaps too deep for a beer review? Is the answer to this question and the previous three a yes? Yes?**

Siren Craft Beer out of the UK tell us that this brew is “smooth, unctuous and moreish”.  Time to dust off the old Thesaurus. Apparently “moreish” is a British term to describe a food or drink that makes you want to have more of it, makes sense. And according to Webster’s “unctuous” means obsequious and sycophantic. Thanks Webster, glad that’s all cleared up.

Short and stout, as in a stubby can of breakfast stout. A flat black pour, with a slim tan head, alluring, and perhaps dangerous, some may even say moreish. Is this the stout of my hopes and dreams? Time and taste will tell. A roasted malt aroma with a nice coffee backdrop, not strong but steady. A full flavour of coffee with roasted malt and slight bitter on the front end, with a sweet choco finish.  Cocoa sweet with espresso bitters. Not too sweet, not too bitter , not too roasty toasty, not too espresso. Despite the fact that the coffee flavour stands out and is very good, it still doesn’t overpower the rest of the brew. A very nice well balanced breakfast stout. Siren also has a nitro hard pour Broken Dream which I would love to try.

Moreish, most likely. Unctuous, obsequious and sycophantic, maybe.  Delicious definitely.

*Editor’s Comment: The origin of the siren song is rooted in Greek mythology. The Sirens were beautiful women with the upper bodies of humans and the lower bodies of birds whose songs lured sailors to their doom. In Homer’s epic poem “Odyssey” the Greek hero Odysseus instructs his men to tie him to the mast, telling them to ignore whatever he may say while under the sway of the Sirens' song, and instruct his crew to stuff their ears with beeswax to prevent their listening to the song. I would expect if they can’t hear the siren’s song because of the wax it would also be easy for them to ignore the orders of Odysseus. Just saying.

Editor’s Comment on the Previous Comment: The Coen Brother’s 2000 movie “O Brother, Where Art Thou” is loosely based on the “Odyssey”. It does include a sequence where the lead character Ulysses (the Roman name for "Odysseus") who is played by George Clooney, and his men, are tempted by a group of sirens who sing to them and give them corn whiskey. They had no mast or beeswax readily available so they succumbed to the Sirens’ song.

**Editor’s Comment: Is this reviewer full of it? Yes.

Final Rating: Answering Siren's Call at 16 out of 20

Breakfast Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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