Cranky Reviews

Make Mine a Double

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Make Mine a Double

Missed Calls

Stockyards Beverage Co.

8.0% Alcohol

Make Mine a Double!

When you are out fishing a missed call* isn’t really missed, now is it.  But I am missin’ my fishin’. Back to reality and my last Stockyards IPA was tasty, so why not make it a double. Reminds me of that old Doublemint gum commercial from the 60’s “Double your pleasure, double your fun” with a pair of pretty twins cavorting and chewing. The underlying not so subliminal sexual reference was obvious, and yet it has remained a mainstream ad campaign since 1959. **

This Stockyards double pours a hazy muted orangish of the apricot persuasion. A nice white wake of a head running over the lake. A fresh hoppy frisky Fresca fruity aroma of a double zing in waiting.  Tasting is a nice funky tropical fruit with a bit of fizz, but despite the hoppy nose no zing but very tasty.  Full fruit body, mild hoppy finish, no booze. This IPA is doubling as a juicy hazy? As it warmed a bit a touch of boozy made a bow.

A juicy tasty double, no troubles. If you have caller ID and Stockyards pops up, take the call.

*Editor’s Comment: In modern day lingo a missed call is a telephone call that is deliberately terminated by the caller before being answered. By doing so the caller communicates a pre-agreed message. Where phone plans charge by the call this avoids any call charges for an unanswered call.

**Editor’s Comment: In 2008 R&B artist Chris Brown had a top ten hit with the song “Forever”. The song included the line “double your pleasure, double your fun”. After it’s release it was revealed that the song was actually an extended version of the new 30-second jingle for Wrigley’s Doublemint gum and was financed and commissioned by Wrigleys. By 2009 Chris Brown was probably not Wrigley’s ideal spokesperson after video footage surfaced of him assaulting his then girlfriend Rhianna.

Final Rating: Taking This Call at 16 out of 20

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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