Cranky Reviews

Midnight Smooth

Dark Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Midnight Smooth

Midnight Lager*

Side Launch Brewing Co.

5.3% Alcohol

I am visiting the dark side again, quaffing another dark cold one. On the can it says “Let the midnight stars light your way to this dark lager.” I am here for the beer, not a fancy-pants poetry reading. I say let the beer do the talking. I like the name, Midnight Lager. Looks good, smells good, tastes good. This beer is smooooooth. Smoother than Fred Astaire, James Bond and Frank Sinatra** all put together. Smooth as in cool and convincing, as in bending me to its will, as in I would like to have another.

Good beer, did I mention it is smooth?

*Editor's Comment: Stella Artois also has a beer called Midnight Lager.

**Editor's Comment: For those of you under 60 years of age, Fred Astaire was a smooth dancer, and Frank Sinatra was a smooth crooner (singer). And I assume we all know the fictional character James Bond who has been showing up in movies since 1962 and in Ian Fleming's books since 1953.

Final Rating: You Old Smoothie 15 out of 20

Dark Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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