Cranky Reviews

Second Degree Burns

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 10

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Second Degree Burns

Old Scow

Blackburn Brewhouse

5% Alcohol

Bonie Rabbie Burns

I find it interesting that a country like Scotland, renowned for bag pipes and haggis, which I consider two of the most unromantic things in the world, has their biggest celebration of the year to honor their romantic poet laureate Robbie Burns.*  I skipped the haggis and the pipes but I looked for a Scottish brew to tak’ a right gude-willie waught, for auld lang syne. **

Much to my chagrin there were no Harviestoun, MacLays or Windswept brews in the beer fridge. But there was a Blackburn and the beer name Old Scow sounds Burnsian. “Ye old scow by banks and braes o’ bonie Doon, How can ye bloom sae fresh and fair?”***

This brew pours very light straw yellow, a bit lighter than the picture would lead one to believe. No discernable aroma, or perhaps only an indiscernible one. Wait, are those spices on the nose, in a lager? A surprise first swig, floral and spice instead of malt and sweet, more like a saison than a lager. Are we in this old scow, floating down the bonie Doon’ without a paddle?  It’s a bit fizzy too, a brut saison perhaps.  I don’t think this is a lager.

Fizz with spices and a floral crisp, it certainly tastes like a saison. There is some malt in there somewhere, I’ll grant it that.  In my books, and my glass, it’s an easy drinking floral spice saison with a bit of fizz, nice light enjoyable brut of a brew. Tasty saison, not a lager.

By the way, RA had noticed that he had been mentioned in the past two reviews but I told him not to worry, he won’t be mentioned in this one.

*Editor’s Comment: Robert Burns was born on January 25th, 1759 and although he only lived for 37 years he has been the recognized globally as a significant literary influence. In 2009 Burns was chosen as the greatest Scot by the Scottish public in a vote run by the Scottish television channel.

**Editor’s Comment: From the Burns poem “Auld Lang Syne”. **Translation Department Comment: “And we’ll take a right goodwill draft, for old time’s sake.”

***Editor’s Comment: From the Robert Burns poem “The Banks o’ Doon”, except for the “old scow” part. Another classic butchered by our reviewer. A scow is a flat bottomed boat used for a wide variety of harbour services.

Final Rating: An Out of Saison Lager at 14 out of 20

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 10

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