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Sour Notes from this Banjo

Sour

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

Sour Notes from this Banjo

Electro Banjo Kazoo

Bench Brewing Co.

7% Alcohol

Earl and Lester are pickin’ and grinnin’. But not about this sour.

Happy National Banjo day to one an all. A tip of the hat to famous pickers  Earl Scruggs (Earl was pickin’ and Lester was grinnin’), Emily Stayer, and Steve Martin (the part time comedian and full-time banjo player).* If there is an instrument I would pick it would be the banjo.

And it only seemed fitting that I would pick this Bench Electro Banjo Kazoo Sour to celebrate the day. However, I must admit, blackberry, Italian plum and cabernet sauvignon skins did not strike me as the most appealing combination to find in my brew. Sounds more like the local winery compost heap to me. But I try to keep an open mind as I open my beer fridge and open this freaky fruit fricassee of a frosty pint.

A dark red bubbly pour, it sure doesn’t look like beer. The traditional tart aroma of a sour is followed by a disconcerting mild grape smell. So far, not so good. A taste of sour grape wine and an ungodly mix of field fruits, as in unpleasant and unappealing.  I shall persevere but I get the feeling I’m taking one for the team here. It does have some basic sour funk in there but it’s more like a wine cooler than a beer. I’ll tell you what it’s not like, it’s not like my next beer. Definitely wine country beer and I use the term beer loosely, not literally.

I doubt any of the aforementioned banjo pickers would be drinking this particular brew. In fact, I doubt any of the other Cranky Old Men will either, after this review.

*Editor’s Comment: Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs were an American bluegrass duo with Lester on the guitar and Earl on the banjo. Their catch line would be Earl telling the audience “I’m a pickin’” with Lester responding “and I’m a grinnin’”. They became familiar to mainstream America through the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies as well as a number of appearances on the show. Emily Stayer is the banjo player from the trio The Dixie Chicks. In addition to the banjo she plays dobro, guitar, lap steel, bass, mandolin, accordion, fiddle, piano, and sitar. Steve Martin is an accomplished banjo player and in 2010 established the Steve Martin Banjo Prize to recognize excellence in banjo playing with a $50,000 prize each year.

Final Rating: A Sour Note that Falls Flat at 10 out of 20

Sour

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

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