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Velvet Bubble Punch

Blueberry Sour

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

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Velvet Bubble Punch

Velvet Bubble Lord

Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery

6% Alcohol

What do you call it when you are experiencing a mix of anticipation and trepidation? I don’t know what you call it, but I call it sampling a sour. Those high flying monkeys tell us that this brew has “velvety bubbles in fruity magenta buoyancy with tart gamay quips and tannic pinot noir repartee…” What the hell is a “gamay”*?

Liberace, Self-Proclaimed King of Bling

When I think velvet bubble lord I go way back to that velvet clad lord of the ivories, none other than Liberace. Elton and Freddie Mercury each wrote a short story on flamboyant but Liberace**wrote the book. Then there was the Velvet Underground with rock ‘n roll animal Lou Reed. And Slash trying to reinvent Guns n Roses with Velvet Revolver. Or maybe Velveeta? This is starting to sound like another wandering review.

A berry (not beery) fruit punch pour, more red than blue, and clear. Don’t pack this juice box fruit punch in the grandkids school lunches. A berry aroma, almost raspberry or is it blueberry. The taste is a tangy fizzy berry citrus combo, with maybe a touch of blueberry aftertaste, but not bursting and bubbling with blueberries like I was expecting. Mild fruit, no punch. A dry very crisp finish only slightly tart. With a larger swig you catch some blueberries with the lemon citrus crisp slight tart finish.  Another fun flying monkeys Fresca in the can with a classic yellow submarine fresco on the can.

The mix of disparate flavours, which you notice more with a big swig, sort of works, I think.

 

*Editor’s Comment: Gamay is a purple-colored grape variety used to make red wines.

**Editor’s Comment: For those of you too young to remember Liberace (Władziu Valentino Liberace), he was a pianist, singer, and actor from the 1950s to 1970s. At the height of his fame he was the highest-paid entertainer in the world with his Vegas residency, concert schedule, albums and TV and movie appearances. His lifestyle was as flamboyant as his onstage outfits.

Final Rating: Fruit Punching in at 12 out of 20

Blueberry Sour

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

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