Cranky Reviews

Haulin’ Apples

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Haulin’ Apples

Hauler Lager

Farm League Brewing

4.8% Alcohol

Haulin’ 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta

We are Down on the farm* again, as in the Farm League, haulin’ ass to try to get into the big show. Haulin’ lager reminds me once again of the movie “Smokey and the Bandit”**  and Jerry Reed haulin lager from Texarcana to Atlanta. We must have seen that flick 10 times at least that summer when we could get into the drive-in for free. The officer was not amused by my Freudian slip “I thought it was legal to drive at the drink in”  but that’s a story from another time for another time.

Another movie that comes to mind is “A League of Their Own”*** in which Geena Davis is recruited from down on the farm to join big league women’s baseball. Tom Hanks, Madonna, Rosie O’Donnell also star.  Jon Lovitz steals the show.

So how about a nice frosty Hauler Lager after all that work down on the farm reminiscing about movies and songs. That sure is thirsty work. This brew pours as clear and coloured as apple juice, the head was gone before I could say cheese.  A mild malt aroma and a bit juicy, reminiscent of a pale ale. Malt and a touch of fruit in there instead of a malt sweet finish. Is that apple? It is.  How do you like them apples. Sometimes apple is an off taste but a slight suggestion of  apple can be part of a light American lager, which in this case is the case.

An OK lager, easy drinking with an apple instead of sweet finish. For me this is something between a lager and a pale ale.

*Editor’s Comment: “Down on the Farm”, originally recorded by the punk band UK Subs, was on Guns n’ Roses 1993 album “The Spaghetti Incident” which seems to be about rehab. Not to be confused with "How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Paree)?", a World War I-era song about soldiers returning from the war. Also not to be confused with Tim McGraw’s 1994 song of the same name or the 1979 album by Little Feat.

**Editor’s Comment: “Smokey and the Bandit” is a 1977 action comedy starring Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jerry Reed and Jackie Gleason.

***Editor’s Comment: A classic exchange from the movie, blurring the lines between art and reality. Mae Mordabito (Madonna): “What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?” Doris Murphy (Rosie): “You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?”

Final Rating: Those Apples are OK at 14 out of 20

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

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