Cranky Reviews

Rhubarb?

Juicy IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 35

Other Info

Rhubarb?

Strawberry Rhubarb Hazy Days

Cowbell Brewery

6% Alcohol

“Think the rain will hurt the rhubarb? Not if it’s in my beer it won’t.”  * Rhubarb, the vegetable that thinks it’s a fruit. Meanwhile that useless disgusting orange orb of a fruit called the pumpkin thinks it’s a vegetable. Yes, it’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola. ** Looks we are headed for the rhubarb,* better get a handle on this review.

This Cowbell had a familiar ring to it, and upon checking we have sampled a Hazy Days IPA,  rhubarbless and sans strawberries. Their previous offering had not quite achieved super suds stardom.  Let’s see how this juiced up country pie combo of an IPA stacks up.

Hazy, yes. Juicy, perhaps. A reddish tint reminiscent of a hot day ahead sunset. Strawberries and rhubarb on the nose, better I guess than in the nose or up the nose. First taste definitely has the distinctive S&R taste to it, but not overbearing. I like the taste but at the same time the fruit and veggie combo are a bit at odds with each other. There are mild, slight bitters on the finish. Is this an IPA or a rhubarb sour? The jury is still out. Deliberations ongoing, the decision could go either way on this one. It’s ok, different, it’s about as close to a sour as you can get and still be an IPA. I did enjoy it but the word love implies commitment and I’m not ready to be committed yet. ***

I think it should have been a hot afternoon on the dock quaff. Instead, it was my “watching the Blue Jays lose to the mile high lowly Rockies” adult beverage of choice. The clock is ticking for the Jays, time to git ‘er done or head back to the farm in October.

*Editor’s Comment: “Think the rain will hurt the rhubarb” was originally part of a Vaudeville routine, the answer was “Not if it’s in cans”. The saying has come to be a line to lead a conversation away from a controversial to an innocuous topic. Rhubarb loves rain and it would probably take a flood to hurt the rhubarb. And yes, rhubarb is a vegetable. The expression “headed for the rhubarb” is an idiom that means headed for the ditch or going off the road, or off on a tangent. “Tits up in the rhubarb” is another expression meaning you are already in the ditch. A “rhubarb” can also be baseball slang for a heated dispute.

**Editor’s Comment: A line from the song Lola, written by Ray Davies and recorded by the Kinks was on their 1970 album “Lola Versus Powermen and the Moneygoround”.

***Editor’s Comment: I think the jury is still out on that one too.

Final Rating: Safe from the Rain at 14 out of 20

Juicy IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 35

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