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High Treason from the Highlands

Smoky Brown Ale

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11 to 14

11 to 14

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High Treason from the Highlands

Gunpowder Treason

Haliburton Highlands Brewing

7.3% Alcohol

Hey Guy, are you sure 36 barrels of gunpowder will be enough?

It’s November 1605 and a group of conspirators are finalizing plans to blow up the government of England. Literally. As in 36 barrels of gunpowder underneath the House of Lords. The high treason conspiracy was uncovered before the fuse was lit, and Guy (sly as a) Fawkes was caught holding the bag, that being the match.

The word treason gets bandied around a lot these days, but when it comes to killing the King and everyone in Parliament the term high treason seemed quite appropriate. Guy Fawkes was sentenced to be hanged, drawn and quartered!* Fawkes died during the hanging, saving himself from the remaining torture. However every November 5th now in the UK he is hanged again in effigy on, you guessed it, Guy Fawkes Day.

Why the COMDB history lesson? Today’s brew review is more high times at Haliburton Highlands and their Gunpowder Treason is the reason. It takes a dark brown pic but in person it’s a ruddy dark amber shade of lovely. A thin trim bright white foamy dome of a head. Malty nose and a bit nutty brown, substantial malt detected and expected. The taste is a brown nut bitters and a bit smoky. Hmm, I’ll reserve judgement and verdict until the bitter end. It’s a strong brown and where there is smoke there’s fire. A unique extra strong smoky brown. They got the smoke right as in subtle and sultry as opposed to strong and dominant. It has some smooth moments but it’s not a big swigger and maybe too much flavour for your run of the mill lager quaffer. As I subconsciously high grade all the cashews I’m taking this high intensity brew slow and steady.

Not my go to brew, and extra strong to boot. It is certainly tasty so if you’re down for a strong smoky brown this may be the brew for you.

*Editor’s Comment: Before his sentencing Fawkes was taken to the Tower of London and tortured for 3 days until he signed a confession and identified the other conspirators. The rack may have been the torture that finally broke him (pun intended). The sentencing of hanged, drawn and quartered had been the standard punishment for high treason in England since 1352. The traitor was fastened to a wooden panel, drawn behind a horse to the place of execution, where he was then hanged but not allowed to die, then emasculated, disembowelled, beheaded, and quartered. In somewhat of a double standard and in the name of decency since the female body was sacred, women who were convicted of high treason were simply burned at the stake.

Final Rating: A Fawkes in the Hen House at 13 out of 20

Smoky Brown Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

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