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Thirsty in Hungary

Thirsty in Hungary

Editor’s Comment: When we got a postcard “Wish you were beer” we knew our intrepid international man of mystery, JT, was on the road again. This trip finds him in Budapest, Hungary. Budapest has a myriad of must see spots including the stunning architecture of the...

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Summoning Some Scary Spirits

Summoning Some Scary Spirits

It’s the big day. Our trick or treat countdown has encountered goblins and ghouls, flying monkeys and the devil himself. But what could be scarier than the spirits that occupy this 750ml bottle of 10% Imperial Stout The Summoning! This summons isn’t for a parking...

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He’s in the Details

He’s in the Details

They say the devil is in the details. * They say a lot of other trite cliches as well, but some how this one seemed appropriate. Our Cranky Old trick or treat countdown has bookend Blood Brothers Bellwoods brews. First their Goblin’s Trill, and now their Devil’s...

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I Have a Weakness for Kryptonite Too

I Have a Weakness for Kryptonite Too

On our Cranky Old trick or treat countdown we’ve dealt with ghouls and goblins but we are about to take on perhaps the scariest fictional fright of fancy yet. Could it be the extremely malnourished gentleman that graces the can of Kryptonite 7.0?  That zom-boney on...

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This Ghost Isn’t a Slimer, It’s a Limer

This Ghost Isn’t a Slimer, It’s a Limer

Our Cranky Old trick or treat countdown has us seeing ghosts. Back in the day a ghost was an apparition, a past person now dead but restless, manifesting to the living, deceased but not desisting, causing havoc and in general scaring the bejesus out of those of us...

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Trick or Trill

Trick or Trill

Kicking off the Cranky Old trick or treat countdown with the alliterative craft collab combo of Bellwoods & Blood Brothers. I’m doubling down and downing a double with a Goblin’s Trill. Will it be the trill of victory or the agony of defeat? * Both brewers were...

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Do the Mashed Potato

Do the Mashed Potato

A James Brown dance move, a starchy supper staple, and now a beer! * Once thought extinct by aleontologists, the rarely brewed and not oft quaffed potato lager is ready for a big-time comeback courtesy of Sawdust City. The COMDB translation department quickly told us...

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Late Night Lunch

Late Night Lunch

They cancelled the Late Night show of the Honorary Mayor of Dildo, * can you believe it! But one week later Jimmy was back with a vengeance, literally. ** Me, I’m having a Late Night at noon for a 5 o’clock somewhere brew, no cable required for this daytime drama....

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This Black Hole is a Star **

This Black Hole is a Star **

It’s no surprise that spaced out Brewer Paniza, * purveyor of such self-professed out of this world pints as Jupiter Pilsner, and Mars Bock, would name their oatmeal stout Black Hole.  A black hole is no laughing matter when you understand the gravity of the...

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From Moxee with Moxie

From Moxee with Moxie

A beer from Moxee? No. A beer with moxie?* Maybe. A beer that is a shout out to the town of Moxee, in Washington State. Yes. 6 hours Southeast of Vancouver depending on the time it takes for the cross-border body cavity search, Officer Ben Dover presiding. Moxee is...

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