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The Cure for Cammaphobia

The Cure for Cammaphobia

Doctor: It appears you have Cammaphobia. * Patient: Please don’t use that letter. Doctor. And it is clearly quite an acute case. Patient: Please stop. Doctor: Aren’t you curious about a cure? Patient: Stop please. Doctor: Drink one Blak Katt stout every day. Patient:...

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Trappist Trials and Tribulations

Trappist Trials and Tribulations

This Trappist* Orval ale ordeal started out as a foam fest and only got worse. As foamy as it gets and then some. A head so thick it could hold up a bank, and it took more time to settle than a Trump law suit (pick one, any one).  Luckily, I was in no hurry, although...

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At the Ballyhoo for a Brew or Two

At the Ballyhoo for a Brew or Two

At the Burrard Street Ballyhoo for a brew or two, and some dinner too. When in Rome, visit the coliseum, when in Vancouver, carry an umbrella and drink local. Time for a Phillips and we're not talking milk of magnesia, but an Implosion of the Pilsner ilk. Some...

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Parallel Universe

Parallel Universe

Cranky Old Men are in the house once again at the annual CIM mining Convention, soaking in the Vancouver sun and wrap tapping the Mining Now show with Jerrod and Rory. Back in the day these conferences were all about drinking triples, seeing double and acting single....

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Round Downed

Round Downed

I made a round trip to the bar to pick up three beers for our wrap and tap show. With drink tickets in hand it's equivalent to a free beer round going down, which just so happens to be my favourite kind of round.   And when it comes to the show, those in the know know...

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Trail Hoppier

Trail Hoppier

The good news, there are still two Canadian teams on the trail for the cup. The bad news, they are playing each other. The good news, there will be one Canadian team make it to the third round. The bad news for Oilers fans,  it will probably be Vancouver. Which is...

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Euro Something

Euro Something

Euro Pilsner and right away I thought of the movie Euro Trip and Matt Damon stealing the show as the band leader making it on the side with Scotty’s girlfriend while singing the song “Scotty Doesn’t Know” on stage with Fiona with Scotty in the crowd. * “I did her on...

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Una Más or Una y Listo

Una Más or Una y Listo

“Una Más” required a frantic reach out to the COMDB translation department. With their trademark disdain to all of us who are unilingual, they informed me that “the obvious translation is “one more”. I told them, “but I’m a one and done kinda guy”.  “Una y Listo? Ese...

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Just A Bitter Phaze I’m Going Through

Just A Bitter Phaze I’m Going Through

Despite a sometimes hazy memory to go with a hazy IPA, this Haze Phaze beer did look very familiar. It was when I tasted it that I remembered RA sampled this Mill Streeter at the Blue Jays game and remarked that it was “bitter up” during his seventh inning stretch. It...

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Acme, the Adjective

Acme, the Adjective

Contrary to popular belief, ACME is not a mail order weaponry supply house for coyotes, wily or otherwise.*  However, one popular belief that is in fact correct is that I love me an amber. So I’m out with the missus for eye-talian and I’m thinking Peroni or Moretti...

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