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A Consciously Ingested Entheogen

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15 to 20

15 to 20

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A Consciously Ingested Entheogen

Entheogen

Blood Brothers Brewery

6% Alcohol

Build a Bigger Brain with Reader’s Digest

According to a preeminent American academic journal,* you can build a bigger brain by increasing your vocabulary. At COMDB we are always looking for ways to get smarter, so welcome to a new COMDB feature “It Pays to Increase Your Word Power”, Our word of the day is Entheogen.

Does the word entheogen mean:

a) The next generation of snowflake cream puff candy ass snot nosed know it all punks after Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z and Gen Alpha?

b) A new-fangled generator that is not powered by the highly flammable liquids we often use to get the BBQ going, but by entheos?

c) A chemical substance that is ingested to produce an unordinary state of consciousness for religious or spiritual purposes?

If you guessed “a tasty IPA brewed by Blood Brothers” or c), or both, you are correct.

Blood Brothers is proposing to facilitate the widening of my pleasure center and spiritual horizons. Sounds like some tantric** suds going down this evening.

This pour maintains a golden orange state of consciousness, with a bright white head serving a higher purpose. It’s aromatic tropical fruit with a touch of zing in the old sniffer. The word of the day should be tasty, this brew is a mild easy fruity taste treat with just a touch of happy hops and a smidgen of bitter.  The citrus and stone fruit combine for a tropical juicer of pineapply deliciousness with a pinch of pine bitterness. Great combo. Anyone who enjoys a juicy IPA is going to love this one. My pleasure center has been widened and my spiritual horizons know no bounds. And I’m still conscious.

*Editor’s Comment: Since its inception in 1922 “It Pays to Increase Your Word Power” has been a regular feature of “Reader's Digest” magazine.

**Editor’s Comment: Sting once famously commented about experiencing a 7 hour tantric sex session. When asked to elaborate on it years later, he said the 7 hours included dinner and a movie.

**Reviewer’s Comment: Our Editor has never had a tantric sex session but he has had a number of multi-hour pedantic editing sessions.

Final Rating: A Tantrically Tasty 17 out of 20

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

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