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A Hail of an Ale

Session IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

A Hail of an Ale

Hail Mary

Brimstone Brewing Co.

4.5% Alcohol

Cranking up the old BBQ, and poppin’ the top on a Hail Mary from Brimstone Brewing. Naming a beer Hail Mary, is that sacrilege? The last BB brew review was their Sinister Minister, I think these guys at Brimstone are playing with fire. Hold up in an old church, they even have a cross in their logo, for God’s sake.

Of course “Hail Mary” isn’t necessarily a reference to a sacred prayer. It could be a weather report, or high praise for a past flame. Upon reading the fine print, on the can it says “Go Deep” which sounds like a reference to the football “Hail Mary”, the desperate last chance attempt to win the game with a low odds high risk pass into the end zone.* This seems about as relevant as my reviews, as our Editor never fails to point out.**

A single hop session IPA (Sabro), will this be a one hop wonder or a lonely hops club flop?  Coming in on one wing and a prayer, let’s see how it lands. A hazy muted golden orange pour, looks juicy. With a full head of head right where it should be. Nice fruit aroma, tropical citrus, no hops.

Tropical juicy with a bit of fizz and a touch of bitter, with a nice fruit aftertaste. It’s not hoppy, looks like that one lonely only hop is focusing on the fruit. It’s a big swig gig, tasty fresh, an easy peasy pleaser. Juice and fizz are the biz, bitters are now a not-so-distant memory.

Crushing the brew and rushing the BBQ, a photo finish between the chicken and the beer. A nice sessionable IPA that didn’t skimp on the fruit.

*Editor’s Comment: The term relative to sports seems to have originated in the 1920’s from the Notre Dame Fighting Irish who prayed before touchdowns. The term became widespread when in a 1975 Dallas Cowboys playoff game against the Vikings, Roger Staubach threw a last second game winning pass into the end zone to Drew Pearson. When asked about the pass Staubach said “I just closed my eyes and said a Hail Mary.”

**Editor’s Comment: Now you are even editing your own reviews.

Final Rating: Hail to Pay at 15 out of 20

Session IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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