Editor’s Comment: Wow a Deadpool guest review! The only really cool Marvel character. One of my heroes. Well, not really a hero, more like an anti-hero. To be honest I’ve only seen one Deadpool movie, but it’s still great to get a guest review from him.
Drinking through this mask is a bit of a strain. I know, a lame pun, but if you’ve seen me without my mask, you know I can’t keep a straight face.
You may notice how expletive free this review is as opposed to my usual curse laden conversational technique. You can thank the Editor for that, because believe me I included a number of choice coital and pre-coital descriptors in my draft.*
My usual drink is tequila. For some reason I can relate to the worm, so it has a special place in my heart and my gullet. But when I do drink beer what could be more enticing than one of Cameron’s Crown Jewels in my mouth.
I have one Crown Jewel myself, having lost the other one while saving the world. For some reason it didn’t grow back even though Colossus told me to grow a pair. Half a eunuch is better than no eunuch at all I always say.
One Crown Jewel coming up, and going down.
Beer review. Here goes. Dark and cold, one nut brown, and only one nut (the same nut) nutty. As rough and malty as Wolverine, which is tasty. Just to be clear I have never actually tasted Wolverine, but I’m sure Jean has. Exclusive news flash, the next X-Men movie is “Wolverine Does 50 Shades of Grey”. ** He doesn’t have the looks of a Ryan Reynolds, but that hair of his rocks the Casbah.
Would pair well with Chimichangas! Then again, everything goes great with Chimichangas.***
This brew hit the spot. Unfortunately I needed a more powerful cleaning product to remove the spot. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This beer has been one of them. Time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.
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