Cranky Reviews

A Vocation without Vacation

Mexican Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

A Vocation without Vacation

Vacation Voucher

Katalyst Brewing Co.

5.2% Alcohol

A vacation voucher sure sounds nice, but if you must know, the life of a beer reviewer is a vocation without vacation. Last night’s brew, today’s review. This job requires dedication and the type of commitment to a higher purpose that few ever get a chance to make their life’s work.  If it was an easy job anyone could do it.*

But Katalyst has given me a vacation voucher for a trip to Mexico** with their Mexican lager. For this tasting I put James Taylor’s song “Mexico” on (Moon’s so bright like to light up the night, Make everything alright) to set the mood. Perhaps I should have put on Sammy Hagar’s song “Mas Tequila” instead (Three shots, Ariba! Mas Tequila!)?

No scurvy symptoms so no lime required. Nice slightly dark golden pour with a bright white sombrero. Some haze, as in particles, or as Sherlock would say “Sedimentary, my Dear Watson”***.  A malt bread aroma with a touch of grain, perhaps the maize? A nice mild malt flavour with a crisp refreshing finish. The hops and bitters forgot their passport so couldn’t make the trip south of the Rio Grande.  The flavour and crisp finish stayed the course, resulting in a nice refreshing lager.

 

*Editor’s Comment: It is an easy job, and anyone 19 years of age or over can do it legally. Now editing these reviews, that’s a different matter. Editing is a high stress and thankless job for sure, especially on this website.

**Editor’s Comment: We can only hope it is a one-way voucher.

***Editor’s Comment: Of course, the correct phrase is “Elementary, my Dear Watson”. However Holmes never said this phrase in any of the classic tales written by Arthur Conan Doyle. Instead, the phrase was synthesized by the readers and enthusiasts of the legendary detective and assigned to him. The character was later given the line in a movie script that was not penned by Conan Doyle.

Final Rating: A Pint Passes for a Passport for a 15 out of 20

Mexican Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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