Cranky Reviews

A Wizened Wizard

Coffee Cake White Stout

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 35

Other Info

A Wizened Wizard

Drip Wizard

Refined Fool Brewing Co.

6.8% Alcohol

Drip Wizard came highly recommended by the cashier at the liquor store. “I tried this one last night, it was delicious”. I never thought once to question whether the two of us had similar tastes (foreshadowing). The reality is that White Stouts have not fared well on COMDB (more foreshadowing). * Whether a golden ale flavoured like a stout is a stout or not (they aren’t) is debatable (it isn’t). **

These drip wizards may actually work (even more foreshadowing).

Regardless of the name, the fine folks at Refined Fool have quite rightly described this brew as a Golden Blonde. They also tell us that it “tastes good whether you’re into wizards or not”. I don’t have any opinion when it comes to wizards, but I am into beer. Time to put this pseudo stout to the taste test.

A magical pour even Dumbledore would adore.*** A honey brown body with a solid white foam (not froth). The aroma is much more of an ale than a stout. No stout like flavours here, any roasted malt characteristics are MIA. It comes on like an ale with a mish mash of flavours, none very distinct. It does taste like beer so it’s got that going for it. It settles into an ale with a touch of vanilla and a mild espresso ale bitters finish. A creamy mouthfeel. The vanilla just showed up in spades or any other suit that suits you, but it’s here.

A confused fusion of tastes that never quite achieved whatever they were aiming for. I didn’t need a sorting hat to figure this one out.

 

*Editor’s Comment: White Stouts have scored an average of 11.7 out of 20 to date with none achieving super suds status.

**Editor’s Comment: Was there a sale on parentheses yesterday? White Stouts are blonde ales with added flavour characteristics to mimic traditional stouts. The are not recognized as a formal style by most certification programs or Brewer’s Associations.

***Editor’s Comment: Aldus Dumbledore is a wizard and a key character in the JK Rowling’s Harry Potter series of books. The word “ Dumbledore” is an old English term for “bumblebee” and Rowling chose the word because she pictured the character to be someone who hummed to himself as he walked through the halls of Hogwarts, much like a buzzing bee.

Final Rating: This Wizened Old Wizard Managed an 11 out of 20

Coffee Cake White Stout

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 35

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