Cranky Reviews

Aloha It’s Mainland Time

Golden Ale

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 21

Other Info

Aloha It’s Mainland Time

Big Wave

Kona Brewery

4.4% Alcohol

Big Wave, from the big island, owned by a big beer company, in a little itty bitty bottle.* It’s 12 ounces of Island time, a bit of a tropical island respite on a cool fall night. I wonder which island this bottle is from. Let’s see, according to the Kona label, this particular beer could have been brewed in Fairfield, California; Fort Collins, Colorado; Cartersville, Georgia; Merrimack or Portsmouth, New Hampshire; or Portland, Oregon; but definitely not Hawaii. Island time? Aloha-ha-ha, I guess the joke is on me.* Ok, it’s liquid Aloha mainland time.** Time to do the wave.

It was such a cute little bottle that I passed on a pour and went classless and glassless. An aroma of a citrus fruit pale ale, definitely different. The taste is light fruit with mild malt and a touch of hoppiness. A session IPA perhaps? They call it a golden ale but it is more like a session IPA in my books, and their bottle. It is tasty and easy drinking, a big swigger, tail gate party fodder. A bottle rocket, a quick quaffer.  I enjoyed it.

It may not be an island time brew, but it is definitely a summer time brew. Island time, no, mainland time yes. Either way, I would make time for another.

*Editor’s Comment: At 12 ounces or 341ml the Kona bottle has a bit more in it than a Corona at 330ml but a bit less than your typical shorty bottle or can at 355ml.

**Editor’s Comment: Outside of Hawaii, Kona is owned by Anheuser Busch. As for brewing location, the only beer brewed on the island is draft served on the island. In 2017 the brewery faced a class action lawsuit regarding its Hawaiian origin claim. They had to pay a large settlement to their beer purchasers and indicate on every bottle where it was actually brewed.

Final Rating: Time for a 15 out of 20

Golden Ale

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 21

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