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Another Colourful Fabric

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15 to 20

15 to 20

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Another Colourful Fabric

Purple Paisley

Bellwoods Brewery

7% Alcohol

Bellwoods is offering up this paisley pint of the purple persuasion as a bookend brew to their Green Velvet in what I assume is their colorful fabric series of suds. I’m looking forward to their Plaid Pilsner and their Houndstooth Helles. Maybe a Leather & Lace Lager or a Silk & Satin Stout.  A Gabardine Gose?* Whatever fabric that’s in fashion, we know the COM aren’t wearing it, but thanks to Bellwoods, at least we can drink it.

Purple is a styling we have run into before with a  Kolsch and a Sour. Just to be clear, none of these beers are actually purple, or green for that matter. Perhaps they are a horse of a different colour. As far as this purple pale goes  Bellwoods tell us with a degree of redundancy that may be even greater and more than my own, that this beer is Green Velvet’s “alter-ego, a codependent duo, an ego-less partnership.”** This beer may be lots of things, but right now it’s in my glass and at least one of us is about to get drunk.

This brew has a pulpy pour, not purply or paisley. A super thick bright orange pour with a white ribbon of a head. A very citrus tropical juicy and hoppy aroma. The first taste is very juicy with the bitters a bit over the top. But this brew quickly went into a high wire balancing act without a net and lived to tell the tale. It evolved into a nice balance of super juicy juice with big not so bad bitters. As it warmed the 7% solution came out with a bit of a boozy bite to it, but that went as quickly as it came.

A super juicy well balanced just right bitters through and through IPA. A juicer for the juicy juicer lovers.

*Editor’s Comment: Your fabric-ations can get a bit much at times.

**Editor’s Comment: I believe that each part of Bellwoods’ description adds information. Your redundancies are, well, both redundant and repetitive.

Final Rating: Super Suds Stylings of 16 out of 20

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15 to 20

Super Suds

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