Cranky Reviews

Après Ski in a Cast

Spiced Ale on Tap

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

Après Ski in a Cast

Après Ski

Stack Brewing Co.

7% Alcohol

Unintentional Ugly Christmas Sweater Winner

These days Après Ski for me is hot coffee and liniment, but back in the day we knew how to Après. However, this is no post alpine pint, I am just out and about in the little smoke, that being Sudbury, and it isn’t Saturday night. The home of stacks and Stack, so it only made sense to sample a Stack’s. As always I am checking out the draught selection for something different. I got something different alright. Perhaps the expression “pick your poison”* turned out to be a bit too literal in this case.

The barkeep draws this draught slow and steady, then spoons any excess foam off and voila, a perfectly poured Après Ski for me. A pour of copper from the land of nickel. This clear copper quaff is verging on amber, and of course I love me an amber. Where there is amber there is hope.

My first whiff of Jiff is a nose full of spices. Wow, a heaping helping of clove and cinnamon on the nose. Maybe Tommy Roe loved Cinnamon**, but as for me, I can take it or leave it and usually leave it. The taste is a “Wow” of the not good wow variety. Fizzy and very baking aisle (as opposed to jalapeno) spicy with a touch of amber. Definitely a winter ale, it tastes to me like a Saison that at one point thought about being an amber but gave up long ago. Stack tell us that this brew is spiced with cinnamon, ginger, cloves, nutmeg, orange peel, and molasses. Brace yourself for baking spice overload.

This combination is like Après Ski in a cast, something here is broken. This brew is not for most, including me.

*Editor’s Comment: The origins of the expression “pick your poison” are from the barrooms of the 1800’s, where the word poison referred to liquor. The idiom today tends to refer to having to make a choice between two undesirable outcomes.

**Editor’s Comments: The Tommy Roe hit “Cinnamon” was written by Johnny Cymbal and George Tobin and was first released by Derek in 1968. Tommy Roe released it on the album Dizzy in 1969. Not to be confused with the 2010 song “Cinnamon” by Stone Temple Pilots or 1969 “Cinnamon Girl” by Neil Percival Young. There was no Cinnamon Spice in the Spice Girls, in fact the only actual spice was Gerri Halliwell who was “Ginger Spice”.

Final Rating: Unintentional Ugly Christmas Sweater Winner at 10 out of 20

Spiced Ale on Tap

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7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

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