Cranky Reviews

At Least It’s Photogenic

Kolsch

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

At Least It’s Photogenic

Lakeside Kolsch

Lake of the Woods Brewing Company

5% Alcohol

I think it was my old buddy Rick who once said never trust a beer with no head. I might be paraphrasing here but you get the picture. Subtle segue!  By the way I  think I did a great job on this picture, don’t you? Lakeside by the lake side. Unfortunately the picture may be the best part of this tasting.

This beer poured as clear as a supermodel’s complexion after the photoshopping*. No head, none, zip, nada, headless as the famed horseman.  Should I be worried? According to my old buddy Rick I should be. An aroma of apples, or is it pears? Apple is a well known off taste (brewing faux pas) however a Kolsch may often have fruit characteristics of apple and pear so I guess it was  meant to be although the apple still doesn’t sit right with me. A flat first swig, apple juice mouthfeel and fruit with no hops, malt or bitters. Apple juice beer. Fruity, no carbonation but a bit of fizz, no zing or bite.  I still am not sure if this beer should taste like this or not.  If this is the style it isn’t really my favorite.

I have had other Kolsch brews that were OK,  but this one didn’t do it for me. Takes a nice picture though, no photoshopping required.

*Editor's Comment: That's what we Editors call a yoga simile, it was a bit of a stretch. LOL

Reviewer's Comment: That's what us reviewers call another lame Editor joke.

Final Rating: A Headless 10 out of 20

Kolsch

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

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