Cranky Reviews

Beli-eve Eve

Chocolate Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Beli-eve Eve

Caramilk Stout

Lost Craft Brewery

6% Alcohol

Bud is loco for cocoa

It’s Christmas Eve eve. No that’s not a holiday greeting in the Garden of Eden, but a redundant day before Christmas eve moniker.* Beli-eve Eve? It also seems like an ideal eve for a chocolate stout, because after all what Cranky Old Christmas countdown would be complete without some cocoa in the count.

We hadn’t sampled a Lost Craft in a while, and quite honestly I thought that ship had sailed. But here we are with a Bud ** approved sweet sounding Caramilk Stout.  If that elf had any teeth, they’d all be sweet.

A darker than dark chocolate pour, barely enough froth to blow off. Aroma is every bit a milk chocolate stout and then some! A light nitro mouthfeel. It starts out almost too cocoa as in loco oh no cocoa, but never quite crosses the line. Smooth, light on the roast malt. If you are looking for espresso, a cup of joe to go, you’ll have to head to Timmies because the only beans in this brewski are of the cocoa variety.  It has a subtle (thank goodness) vanilla presence, which compliments the chocolate nicely.  I was concerned about an over the top stout, but this one is hard to top.  Just what the elf ordered.

*Editor’s Comment: Christmas eve eve is not actually a thing, although Phoebe on the TV show Friends celebrated it. On the TV show Seinfeld the “Festivus” celebration was on the day before Christmas Eve.

**Editor’s Comment: Bud the Elf on the Beer Shelf is a somewhat suspect COMDB Christmas tradition.

**Reviewer’s Comment: Why does it not surprise me that our pedantic pain in the posterior Editor would be a Bud non-believer. Redundant question, no question mark required.

Final Rating: I Beli-eve This One is a 16 out of 20

Chocolate Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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