Cranky Reviews

Blarney Stoned

Irish Stout on Tap

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

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Blarney Stoned

Blarney Stone

Quayle's Brewery

4.2% Alcohol

The legend of the Blarney Stone is that those who kiss it are bestowed “the gift of gab”. * I can think of a few politicians who probably not only kissed it but may have sucked on it for a while. Come to think of it, there are a few that may have swallowed it and passed that stone. With that visual I think I will strike “kissing the blarney stone” off my bucket list.

Quayle’s. Impressed with how impressive it is.

But when it comes to Quayle’s Brewery, I had sampled a few of their fine brews but their Blarney Stone Irish Stout was something I had to experience first hand, as in a visit to the premises. JT had been there and remarked about how remarkable it was, when he played their Right Bauer. I followed suit, and I was impressed at how impressive it was. But is their Irish Stout as impressive as their facilities? Do tell.

A classy and classic stout presentation. Pitch black and tan. A mild roast malt aroma. First taste is a thin mouthfeel with a strong cocoa followed by coffee bitters. No shortage of flavour here.  Coffee and cocoa are doing a tag team on this one, a stout lovers stout. The inevitable comparison, more flavourful but not as creamy as a Guinness. And the not so inevitable comparison, the Brew Dog challenge. It’s not as creamy or as sweet as a Black Heart, but more flavorful.

The verdict, a remarkable and impressive Irish stout. And I didn’t have to travel to Ireland to kiss a block of carboniferous limestone. By the way, kissing a stone to get the “gift of gab”, sounds like a load of Blarney to me.

*Editor’s Comment: Blarney Castle was built in 1446 by the McCarthys near what is today Cork in the Republic of Ireland. The legend is that the Queen wanted the castle but McCarthy continually talked his way out of negotiations. The Queen called his discourse “blarney” which today by definition means skillful flattery. It is clear that the art of skillful flattery could be seen as the gift of gab. As many as 400,000 tourists come to Blarney castle each year to see, and most likely kiss the Blarney Stone.

Final Rating: 16 Stones out of 20

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