Cranky Reviews

Cold Case 735: No Brown to be Found

Oatmeal Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Cold Case 735: No Brown to be Found

Brown Ale

Shillow Beer Co.

6.2% Alcohol

Shillow certainly keeps us on our toes. Could this be another case of mistaken identity? * The first clue that something was askew was a “Strong Beer” designation for a 5% ABV. **  A label typo, no biggie, explainable.  The first physical evidence we see is the pour. A brown ale by name, but no shades of downtown brown here, the shades are drawn and this brew is black ice black but not nearly as dangerous. Perhaps an oatmeal stout black, but certainly no brown to be found.

This is the beer we think we are drinking.

Maybe the nose knows, the scent could make some sense of this. Roasted malt, cocoa and java, perhaps an oatmeal stout aroma, but no nutty buddy brown finish here. But we all know when it comes to a cold case mystery such as this that the taste test is the best test. Time to break this case wide open.

Full roasted malt, with a bit of sweet and coffee too. Great balance and very nice mouthfeel. This is an Oatmeal Stout, there is no doubt. Once again, no brown to be found. An easy drinking, and very tasty stout, great flavour, and balanced to a tee.*** So what’s not to love? It turns out nothing. A great stout going down, no brown to be found.

Another super successful summertime stout time sampling session. Brown out, but no black out.

*Editor’s Comment: In a previous beer of the month club offering, a Shillow beer labeled as a Blonde Ale was actually a sour. The Shillow team warned us beforehand.

**Editor’s Comment: In Ontario any beer with an ABV of 5.6% to 8.5% must be designated as “Strong Beer”.

**Editor’s Comment: The idiom “to a tee” or “to a t” means quite simply perfectly, or exactly the right way. It dates back to the 1600’s. The origins are unclear but some feel it may have derived from the 1607 play “The Woman Hater” and the line “I’ll quote him to a tittle.” A “tittle” is defined as a tiny amount or part of something. In writing, a tittle is a small distinguishing mark such as a diacritic. For example, the dot above the i or the j is a tittle.

Final Rating: Mystery Stout Scores a 17 out of 20

Oatmeal Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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