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Cold Gold at The Oar

Lager on Tap

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Cold Gold at The Oar

Stiegl Goldbrӓu

Stiegl

4.9% Alcohol

If you ever find yourself up the Muskoka River without a paddle, it’s time to head for The Oar. Tasty food, top notch service and an interesting selection of brews from which to choose. And pricing that Farmer Steve wouldn’t suffer heart palpitations over.

My last sampling at The Oar was an English Mild no-nonsense Codswallop. * This time it’s time for some Salzburg Stiegl suds, an Austrian Alps climb to the top on tap.

Step right up.

Since I don’t speak Austrian, I reluctantly called on the COMDB Translation Department to decipher a few Stiegl citations. Apparently I’m not the only one that doesn’t speak Austrian. They let me know in no uncertain terms that they were quite certain that no one speaks Austrian because there is no such language. The official language of Austria is German. The name “Stiegl” which means “small steps” **. On the glass it reads “Braukunst auf höchster stufe” which the high strung and touchy translation team tell us means “Brewing art at the highest level”. Are the Alps that high? *** Or that may explain the very tall glass this beer came in?

A quick visit to the Stiegl website and the first (and last) question I’m asked is if am I over 16 years of age! I wish I lived in Austria in the 70’s.

Dorothy, you’re not in Kansas anymore.

Our barkeep keeps it real with a fill it to the rim to win beauty pour. A fresh light malt aroma. The first taste is nitro creamy. It has a light malt sweet touch of floral taste with a slightly crisp bitter finish. Very nice. European malt and floral in equal measure, this Golden brӓu is a balanced brӓu as well. The bitters and crisp start to smooth out leaving a malt floral unibrӓu.

I’m not sure if there is a bronzebrӓu or a silverbrӓu but I sure am glad I ordered the Goldbrӓu.

*Editor’s Comment: Codswallop means nonsense. The word’s origins are thought to be from “cod walloper” or a person who deals with or handles fish. It somehow also became associated with a foolish person. In the early 1900’s it was British slang for an overly talkative woman, but the current meaning of the word seems to have been popularized by the comedy show “Hancock’s Half Hour” in the 50’s.

**Editor’s Comment: The local dialect is sometimes referred to as Austrian German. “Stiegl” means small steps or stairs and is in reference to the small flight of steps next to the original brewhouse which was founded in 1492.

***Editor’s Comment: Salzburg is at an elevation of 424 M above sea level, not all that high really. Coors is brewed in Golden Colorado at an elevation of 1763m. The highest elevation brewery is The King of Yaks brewery in the Tibetan highlands of China at 3,550 M above sea level.

Final Rating: A Golden Oar Score of 16 out of 20

Lager on Tap

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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