Cranky Reviews

COMDB on the Precipice

New Zealand Pilsner

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

COMDB on the Precipice

Precipice

Fine Balance Brewing Co.

4.8% Alcohol

A precarious precipice, the frighteningly dangerous edge of a very steep rock cliff, where one wrong move will cause you to plummet to your untimely death on the jagged rocks below, leaving your lifeless body at the mercy of the merciless carnivorous scavengers that roam those killing canyons. * In such a situation a fine balance is not just good to have, it’s a matter of life or death!  A fine sense of balance also comes in handy while riding a unicycle, which just happens to be the logo of Fine Balance brewing. Coincidence? Of course not. Smooth segue? Not so much.

But I do find myself fearlessly pouring a Precipice, having faith in my own sense of balance doggedly maintained primarily by my one and done approach to beer tasting, although becoming somewhat compromised by advanced age.

The pour is a golden verging on yellow sunset over the mountain kinda pour, a fine froth atop. An ever so subtle aroma of lemony citrus fueled my curiosity. First taste starts out with a strong lemony citrus juice followed by a more traditional Saaz style grainy crisp bitter pils finish. An interesting sequence. The lemon settles down a bit, and the acerbic finish mellows as everything eases up. A juicy pale meets a classic pils finish, new world juice and old world crisp. And you may not be surprised to learn it is all finely balanced.

A precarious precipice, probably. A precarious pilsner, not at all. More probably precious and precocious. And very tasty.

*Editor’s Comment: What I find frightening is your multiple run on sentences combined with your frequent redundancies and laboured alliterations. Strunk and White are spinning in their graves. **

**Editor’s Comment: William Strunk Jr. is the original author of the 1918 “The Elements of Style”, the classic guide to the proper use of the written English language. His student, E.B. White, updated the book in 1959 for the current Strunk & White version. E.B. White is better known as the author of some classic children’s books including Stuart Little and Charlotte’s Web.

Final Rating: On the Edge of a 16 out of 20

New Zealand Pilsner

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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