Cranky Reviews

Dark Times

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Dark Times

Dark Waters

Cold Break Brewing Co.

4.8% Alcohol

Imagine Getting This with Your Teen Burger!

Dark times call for dark beers, as the saying goes.* And with the sun setting at 8PM these days it must be dark beer time. I think the spring and fall solstice is when the sun sets at the same time as Hockey Night in Canada starts, but I am not sure, I was never much for astrology anyway.**

By the way, did you know that Muddy Waters’ real name was McKinley Morganfield? I can understand why he would change his name. Being named after the 25th President of the USA may not get you much street cred in the Mississippi delta. However, Roger Waters’ real name is Roger Waters,*** just thought you should know that in case you were wondering if his real name was McKinley too. What a coincidence that would be.

This Cold Break stout in my Poppy’s Beer glass does a pretty good A&W Root beer impersonation, doesn’t it? Black and tan, a fine looking pour. A roasted cocoa aroma with all the traditional stout fixins too. The flavour is bold robust roasted malt and coffee, that’s what really stand outs. Some espresso bitters there in the finish with a coffee aftertaste makes it not as smooth as some stouts, but great full body flavour makes up for it. Coffee yes but no cocoa oh no, bitter not sweet. Ok maybe some cocoa in there somewhere as things mellowed a bit.  My root beer mug is encouraging big swigs and I am easily swayed in that direction.

A full flavour stout, not a smoothy but not trying to be either.

*Editor’s Comment: That is not how the saying goes. Desperate times call for desperate measures is a self-explanatory idiom which appears to have it’s origins in the writings of Hippocrates.

**Editor’s Comment: A solstice is indeed an event that occurs twice a year. However it has nothing to do with either hockey or astrology, but would be considered an astronomical occurrence. It is the time or date, twice each year, at which the sun reaches its maximum or minimum declination, marked by the longest and shortest days of the year.

***Editor’s Comment: Speaking of names, Roger Waters’ band went through a number of name changes before settling on Pink Floyd. Name such as “Sigma 6”, “The T-Set”, “The Megadeaths”, “The (Architectural or Screaming) Abdabs”, “The Pink Floyd Blues Band”, “The Pink Floyd” , and last but not least “Pink Floyd”. The final name came from Syd Barrett who combined the first names of two blues musicians that he admired, Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.

Final Rating: Give Me a Break at 15 out of 20

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15 to 20

Super Suds

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