Cranky Reviews

Double Dutch

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

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Double Dutch

Grolsch Premium Pilsner

Royal Grolsch Holland

5% Alcohol

Grolsch, the famous Dutch brewer based in The Netherlands. I wonder which city, town, village or hamlet (Hamlet was Dutch wasn’t he?)* this European brew is brewed in? Perhaps Zundert, the home of Van Gogh? Or Amsterdam, with its colorful districts lit in red and its coffee shops unlike any Timmies you’ve ever seen. Or comte to think of it, how about a brietiful day in Gouda, if it’s on the whey. Let’s check the can shall we?

Saint John? There is a Saint John Cathedral in ‘s-Hertogenbosch, but that doesn’t sound like a likely place for a major brewery. Upon closer inspection it appears this brew is brewed in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada by Sleeman! But wait a minute, Sleeman doesn’t have a brewery in Saint John, that’s where Moosehead is located. This brew is brewed under the supervision of Grolsch, under license to Sleeman who is owned by Sapporo, and brewed in Saint John by Moosehead.** Sounds like this Dutch double is double Dutch!

Maybe that explains why I’m not getting my 27 ml European bonus beer with this local old world brew. Time for me to host this Dutch party with some New Brunswick courage.***

A very clear beer, with a slim steady head, far less confused than mine while trying to figure this brew out. It has a lager sweet element to the malt aroma. First taste is a malt body, some bitters with a mild crisp slightly grainy finish. The bitter goes its own way and leaves the sweet to fend for itself, with the fresh smooth malt. It is easy drinking, minimal graininess. It lends itself to a big swig or two, OK a few.

A traditional European-Japanese-Canadian pilsner.

*Editor’s Comment: No Hamlet wasn’t Dutch, he was the Prince of Denmark. Scandinavian yes, Dutch no.

**Editor’s Comment: Grolsch is brewed in Canada under license by Sleeman which is owned by Japanese brewer Sapporo. Sleeman acquired the rights in 2002, making them responsible for brewing and distributing Grolsch in the Canadian market. The beer itself is brewed in Moosehead’s brewery in Saint John, New Brunswick.

***Editor’s Comment: There are many expressions that use the word Dutch. Double Dutch means something confusing. A Dutch party is one where the host gets drunk first. Dutch courage is courage derived from alcohol.

Final Rating: Doubling for Dutch at 14 out of 20

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

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