Cranky Reviews

Globetrotting Schwarz Style

Schwarzbier

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 22

Other Info

Globetrotting Schwarz Style

German Black Lager

All or Nothing Brewhouse

4.7% Alcohol

A globetrotting theme started the evening with some exotic international cuisine. Chinese food delivered. I wrote a little poem to commemorate (commiserate) the event (ordeal).

Got Chinese food for the whole brood, $100 bucks, that sucks,

Did I mention, it was the missus’ suggestion, and I don’t know if it was the rice or the price that has left me with indigestion.

There she is.

My globetrotting continued with a German black lager. May the schwarz be with you. Where in the world is Cornelius Sandiego they ask us, who I assume is the All or Nothing official globetrotting adventurer searching for unique brews in foreign venues.  My kids played the video game “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego”* when it first came out. That was back in the day when video games were educational. I guess today they are educational too if you are learning how to steal cars** or dismember an orc.

So I am seeing the world from my comfy sampling chair, an armchair tourist, or brewist as the case would be. This dark German lager pours as dark as Carmen’s thieving intentions. A head was in the offing but mostly dissipated before I could click the pic.  Great roasted malt aroma, the slop suey and egg foo old becoming a distant memory. Full roasted malt flavour with a bit of fizz and a slightly sweet finish, very tasty. Next to no bitter, which makes for a smooth finish. The traditional lager stout that is a Schwarzbier but a bit fizzy. The fizz surprised me for a dark lager but it worked well.  Big swig forgiving, it is smooth and robust. Very good.

My fortune cookie said “the best is yet to come” and it wasn’t lying.

*Editor’s Comment: “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego” came out in 1985 as a video game helping children to learn geography through solving mysteries. Working for the ACME detective agency, your job is to track down Carmen Sandiego, a notorious master thief who is part of VILE (Villain’s International League of Evil). It has become a franchise creating other video games, board games, TV shows, music albums and movies.

**Editor’s Comment: With 175 million games sold to date, Grand Theft Auto V is the second most popular video game of all time, second only to Minecraft.

Final Rating: Big Swig Schwarz at 16 out of 20

Schwarzbier

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 22

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