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Gösser not Gozer

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Gösser not Gozer

Gösser Beer

Gösser Brauerei

5.2% Alcohol

Gozer the Gozerian, vs. Gösser the Austrian

Gösser the Austrian. Not to be confused with Gozer the Gozerian (also known as Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar, and Lord of the Sebouillia). It now becomes apparent how important an umlaut is to differentiate between Austria’s favourite lager and an ancient God worshipped by the Hittites, Mesopotamians, and the Sumerians around 6000BC. *

Gut Besser Gemeinsamn” the Gösser gang tell us, which contractually obligates me, against my better judgment, to call on the COMDB Translation Department. They berate me for asking for a German translation no where near Oktoberfest, but eventually they provide the translation “good, better, together”. Time to pour this Austrian down the ol’ von Trapp and see if it this is “one of my favourite things” or if there is a problem with “Maria”. **

A bright golden semi-clear pour, a slim head of Edelweiss white. A malt bready not heady aroma. The first taste is malt crisp lager sweet with a dry finish and a touch of floral. For a plain old lager it is a bit complex, a lot going on but it all blends together nicely. Refreshing. It doesn’t evolve much although it does display a bit more of a Flemish floral flourish for a finish over time. ***

A nice refreshing lager.

*Editor’s Comment: Gozer was not actually a God worshipped by the ancient Sumerians but a character invented and developed as the main antagonist in the 1984 movie Ghostbusters. Dan Ackroyd based the name on accounts of the Enfield Poltergeist, an documented haunting in England where the name “Gozer” appeared mysteriously around the house.

**Editor’s Comment: The Rodgers and Hammerstein songs “One of My Favourite Things” ,“Maria”, “Edelweiss” and “Something Good” are from the 1965 movie “The Sound of Music”. The movie was loosely based on the 1949 memoir “The Story of the Trapp Family Singers” by Maria von Trapp and their eventual escape from their Austrian home after the German annexation of Austria in 1938.

***Editor’s Comment: The Flemish reference is to Heineken, who acquired Gösser as part of its takeover of Brau Union in 2003.

Final Rating: Something Good at 15 out of 20

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15 to 20

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