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Hard to Fathom

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Hard to Fathom

Fathom Five

Tobermory Brewing Co.

4.8% Alcohol

According to the info on the can, Tobermory Brewery is located in the center of the quaint village of Tobermory, facing the docks of Little Tub Harbour. Get to know the neighbourly feel of a small village they say. Sounds charming, makes me want to drop by and make a day of it. Also on the can, in small print at the bottom of the back of the can it says, and I quote “Brewed in London Ontario.” Last time I looked (which was just now) London Ontario is 295 kilometers away from Little Tub Harbour. Almost far enough away to call this beer an import if you are quaffing it Shipwreck Lee’s or some other fine Tobermory drinking establishment. But I digress.

This brew pours dark and thin, with a thin tannish head that made a cameo appearance, there and gone. It has a nice strong porter aroma, no question as to what type of brew this one is. First swig presented a full flavoured porter, roasted style, a strong porter lovers style flavour. But there was a very noticeable fizz in the finish, distracting and detracting from what could be a smooth operator. Will the fizz fade and fold or hang tough? Unfortunately it was the later. Fathom Five’s full flavour was foiled by a fizzy finish**.  A strong full flavoured porter, an old school porter, just not a smooth finish. What was the last thing I tasted as I finished my Fathom Five? That’s right, fizz.

*Editor’s Comment: The name Fathom Five comes from Fathom Five National Marine Park which is part of the Bruce Peninsula National Park. These are both located 1.8 kilometers from Tobermory, not near London Ontario.

Editor’s Note: Point of interest, a fathom is 1.8288 meters or 6 feet for those of you not familiar with metric conversion. So five fathoms is 9.144 meters or 30 feet for those of you not familiar with the 5 times table, which I believe includes some of our reviewers.

**Editor’s Comment: A seven-word alliteration, like Fathom Five’s fizz, may be a touch too much.

Final Rating: Foiled by the Fizz at 13 out of 20

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