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How About a Tortuga Tonight?

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15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

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How About a Tortuga Tonight?

Tortuga Pale Ale

Something in the Water Brewing Co.

4.7% Alcohol

Tortuga eh. In spite of myself or maybe to spite myself, I called in the COMDB Translation Department on this one. A turtle or tortoise was the terse response.* It seems they were annoyed that I bothered them with such a trivial translation, but I know for a fact they would have been put out if I hadn’t. In some situations, such as dealing with the COMDB  translation department, or being a Leafs fan,  there ain’t no winnin’ but for losin’.

 

DON”T FEED THE SNAPPERS

Tortuga the tortoise, or turtle, as the case may be,** the humble and humbling opponent of the hare, and the nightmare of skinny dippers everywhere. The Something in the Water is in fact a sea turtle, gliding aimlessly through the murky depths, chillin’, a mellow fellow, no shell shock here.

This Tortuga has a hazy orange pour, with a head that has a mind of its own. No shy guy head in the shell here, a full over the top thick and fluffy froth on this one.  Fruit and hops in Bee Gee harmony on the nose. Smells like a hazy IPA. The first taste is a hazy IPA,  a super tropical citrus juicer with some happy hops in there too. It quickly evolved into a pale ale with tropical juice with a malt backbone and a flat mild hoppy finish.  Easy drinking, very tasty. As it further evolved the fruit toned down and it gets a bit airy for a nice light taste.

Another great SITW brew that had me drinking curiously, and deliciously.

*Editor’s Comment: Tortuga is also an island that forms part of Haiti. It was one of the new world destinations that Columbus found in his 1492 voyage. In the 17th century it was a major center for Caribbean piracy.

**Editor’s Comment: The main difference between a tortoise and a turtle is it’s habitat and it’s shell. The tortoise spends most of its time on land and has a thick dome shaped shell for protection. Turtles have a thinner more water-dynamic shell which aids in swimming.

Final Rating: The Something in the Water is a 17 out of 20

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15 to 20

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