Cranky Reviews

I Have a Periodic Pint Every Now and Then

English Style Bitter

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 38

Other Info

I Have a Periodic Pint Every Now and Then

Breaking Bitter

Beyond the Pale Brewing Co.

5.3% Alcohol

When I was in chemistry class I used to reference the periodic table, on occasion. Once in a while. Every now and then. Bismuth? Bromine? * That doesn’t sound good. Barley, hops and yeast, now that’s the ticket.

Hey kids, FYI none of these chemicals are required for crystal meth manufacturing.

Of course, Beyond the Pale is not listing ingredients in the beer name or giving us a chemistry lesson. They’re referencing the hit TV series Breaking Bad. A show which proved to us, contrary to popular belief, that paying attention in chemistry class can in fact be of benefit later in life.**

The term “beyond the pale” means outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour, which may also apply to a chemistry high school teacher manufacturing crystal meth. See how this all comes together, sort of. Time to check out this periodic pint to see if together we have any chemistry.

An elemental golden pour, with a tabletop thin white topper. An attractive pour for sure, prettier than any chemistry experiment I ever experienced. An aroma of malt with a touch of caramel, we’ve gone from coffee to toffee. The first taste is middlin’ malt with a touch of toffee and a bit of crisp, no bitters in this bitter yet. It has a smooth body, with a very dry thirst inducing finish. Part way through a touch of the bitters shows up in combo with the super crisp ultra dry finish. The malt bitters crisp is a nice unique combo and sequence.  Hello bitters my old friend, I’m come to quaff you once again.

A tasty evolution from smooth to refreshing bitters. This beer doesn’t have any bismuth, bromine or barium in it, but it is in its element.

*Editor’s Comment: Bromine is a volatile liquid at room temperature. Fun fact, the only other element that is a liquid at room temperature is mercury! Bromine is commercially extracted from evaporation ponds and is used as a flame retardant. Bismuth also has a number of commercial uses, including the treatment of diarrhea. Flame retardant and Pepto Bismol. Coincidence? I think not.

**Editor’s Comment: The popular TV series was about a high school chemistry teacher whp partners with a local drug dealer to manufacture high quality crystal meth. The Breaking Bad title combines barium and bromine. These two elements are conveniently used for an alliterative title but are not involved in the production of crystal meth. Illicitly manufactured meth is usually made by combining ephedrine or pseudoephedrine with other chemicals that are often poisonous or highly flammable. The mixture is then added to a solvent such as gasoline and heated to crystallize. The mixture is highly volatile.

***Editor’s Comment: “The Pale” was the part of Ireland directly under control of the English government in the late Middle Ages. The word “pale” means “stake” as to be “impaled” and fences were made of stakes, so the term came to be associated with “fence”. The term was not specific to Ireland as it was also used in other regions around the world. The expression “beyond the pale” came to mean outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour, outside of local laws. It is not clear if the expression derived from the middle ages as it was first seen in print in the 1700’s.

Final Rating: Breaking Good at 16 out of 20

English Style Bitter

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 38

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