Cranky Reviews

Industrial Strength

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 45

Other Info

Industrial Strength

Industrial Pale Ale

Lock Street Brewery

5.5% Alcohol

This brew is a tribute to all the industrial and industrious hard-working trades people buildin’ boats, weldin’ hulls, patching ports and stitching starboards, bracing bows and setting sterns. Maintaining masts and sewing sails, riveting rivets, priming pumps and baling bilges. Framing the freeboard, fixin’ the freight, and fastening the foremast. Propping up the prop, resetting the rudder, adjusting the anchor, battening down the hatches, overhauling the hull and keel (over)hauling and sealing while they are at it. And once the draught is level and the whole kit and kaboodle holds water, ambling over to a near the dock Street and having a draught from Lock Street. How is that for some nautical nuances ad nauseum.*

This brew is a tribute specifically to Port Dalhousie. And as the Department of Corrections (the missus) makes clear, it is not pronounced Da-how-sie or Dal-who-sie but Dal-lucy, as in the Ricky Ricardo pronunciation.** By the way, I think the grandkids are in training for a position on the Department of Corrections staff, especially the teenager. And of course our esteemed, but more often steamed, Editor enjoys correcting me as well. Funny how the pressure of being right disappears when you are fairly certain you are wrong all the time.

That being said I think I am right about this brew. A light rust shade of golden brown graces this hull. A nice ship trim head of white. Am I ready for an industrial strength pale ale? Yikes. Aromalt is not a real word, I know, but it seems fitting. I am checking to see if my literary license is up to date. Yep, good to go. Robust full ale flavour, malt barley caramel with some citrus hoppy crisp to go. More malt than some pale ales, industrial strength perhaps? Bitters come and go like the seasons only much more frequently.*** A very enjoyable pale ale. As it warmed the bitters got a bit more pronounced or maybe that was bottom of the bilge unfiltered bitters?

A great pale ale.

*Editor’s Comment: Starting to get a little seasick. I think nauseum is the operating word here.

**Editor’s Comment: “I Love Lucy” was a TV sitcom that ran from 1951 to 1957. Lucille Ball played Lucy Ricardo, and her real life hubby Desi Arnaz played her TV husband Ricky Ricardo. It was the most watched TV show in America for 4 of it’s six seasons. 72% of all American televisions tuned into the show in which Lucy delivers her son (the TV delivery corresponded with her C-section) Little Ricky (Desi Arnaz Jr.).

***Editor’s Comment: That is a poor simile by it’s own admission.

Final Rating: Ship Shape at 16 out of 20

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 45

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