Cranky Reviews

Too Much Coffee Man meets Just Right Coffee Man

Coffee Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 10

Other Info

Too Much Coffee Man meets Just Right Coffee Man

Morning Joe

Lake of Bays Brewing Co.

5.6% Alcohol

When I first saw the comic strip “Too Much Coffee Man” * I thought it was the unauthorized biography of Farmer Steve. You see, while you’re on your second cup, he is on his second pot. His morning quaff is a carafe. A real caf-fiend. Our COMDB coffee man.

I must admit, a cup of java hot as lava on a cool morning, with the fireplace flickering and burning off the early chill, the sunrise sending a shimmer across the smooth as glass waters, the lake ready for a cast of thousands and a catch of one or two, is an idyllic morning in my books. A beer first thing? Not so much. Kris and Jim and Sheryl ** can have their breakfast beers but an I Hop bacon and eggs brew is not my thing.

On my last visit to Lake of Bays I picked up a Morning Joe, my evening wing can for a Blue Jays win. A coffee stout that we are hoping is just right coffee man. A dark imposing and most likely caffeinated pour, headless, no latte this one. It smells like a Tim Hortons 20 minutes always fresh. The taste is definitely coffee and more cocoa sweet than I had expected. A cocoa coffee combo of a craft. A light watery mouthfeel. As progress is made all parts have mellowed in equal measure, including me. Now the brew is balanced, I’m not too sure about me.  A flat semi-dry finish which is a nice follow. A well-proportioned coffee cocoa in equal measure stout and that makes it just right.

I’m not much of a day drinker and definitely not the morning after the night before, but this brew could without a doubt be my last coffee of the day.

Morning Joe is no regular Joe, but a new super suds hero, Too Much Coffee Man’s new sidekick, Just Right Coffee Man.***

 

*Editor’s Comment: “Too Much Coffee Man” is a comic superhero created by Shannon Wheeler. An anti-hero may be a more apt description. His superpowers are derived from excessive coffee (he distills his extra potent espresso mix in a secret laboratory above the coffee shop). and cigarettes. He is capable of going into a "manic paranoid frenzy" in combat, allowing him to pulverize opponents.

**Editor’s Comment: Kris Kristofferson had a beer for breakfast and it tasted good so he had one more for dessert, “Sunday Morning Coming Down”. Jim Morrison woke up in the morning and he got himself a beer, “Roadhouse Blues”. At least Sheryl Crow waited till noon on Tuesday to have some Buds with her buds, “All I Wanna Do is Have Some Fun”.

***Editor’s Comment: Just Right Coffee Man (aka Morning Joe) can join a number of Too Much Coffee Man’s (TMCM) other friends and foes, Too Much Espresso Guy, Too Much German Chocolate Woman with Almonds, Underwater Guy, and Mystery Woman. Trademark Copy Man (TMCM) is his arch enemy because he sued Too Much Coffee Man for copyright infringement because they have the same initials. It is likely that Too Much Coffee Man killed Trademark Copy Man after eating his lawyer. One could say the suit was settled out of court.

Final Rating: A Regular Joe Turns into a Super Suds Superhero at 15 out of 20

Coffee Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 10

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