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My Unromantic Golden Nites

Mexican Style Lager on Tap

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 20

Other Info

My Unromantic Golden Nites

Golden Nites

Lovelady Brewing Co.

5% Alcohol

This review is going to be more confused than usual so listen up. I’m in Vegas and always looking local, so I see a pilsner on the menu, Golden Nites from Henderson Nevada based Lovelady, and it gets me reminiscing romantic so I order one. What comes to me is a crazy hazy glass full of a beer that looks nothing like any pilsner I‘ve ever seen. A whiff of fruit and hops to boot. So as nice as pie (I don’t want the excellent service to waver or wane) I ask the waiter if perhaps this is an IPA? He says as nice as pie (he is still hoping for a tip) he doesn’t think so, but he will check.

Now I may not be able to help my grandkids with their math, or remember important dates, but one thing I do know is beer. And sure enough, they tapped the wrong tap and poured an imposter pilsner  pint. Out comes my originally ordered Golden Nites pilsner.  The romance returns.

A malty aroma to this pils leaves me perplexed. First swig is malt and corn! Another case of mistaken identity perhaps? I decided to google Lovelady. After a couple of questionable websites coming up that I believe had something to do with the family next to me asking for a different table, I added the word brewery to the search. Golden Nites, Mexican Lager! That makes more sense than our editor usually does.*

Icing called for this beer.

No pils tonight but at least I still have the romance, right. A second look at the beer label and I see hockey sticks? In Nevada? Wait a minute, this beer isn’t about an amorous encounter. It’s about slap shots on the strip, pucks in Paradise,** and checks that hurt when they bounce. That’s right, it’s a shout out to the Vegas Golden Knights. And the romance is gone with the pils. What I have left is a golden Mexican lager to pour and score.

And a golden nite of a pour it is, and much clearer than this review. A slim trim sombrero on the surface, or is it a post Zambonied rink? The aforementioned malty aroma leads to a malty corn quaff with a bit of a malt aftertaste. Smooth, no pils crisp. A creamy mouthfeel, with a very slight malt bitter finish showing up. This would have been a 12 for a pilsner but is a smooth creamy South of the border super suds Mexican lager, no lime required.

*Editor’s Comment: That was uncalled for and unmerited.

**Editor’s Comment: The Vegas Golden Knights play out of the T-Mobil Arena on the Las Vegas strip in Paradise, Nevada.

Final Rating: No Romance, No Pils, but a South of the Border Super Suds15 out of 20

Mexican Style Lager on Tap

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 20

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