Cranky Reviews

Nothing Broken Here

Hazy IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 60

Other Info

Nothing Broken Here

Brokedown Pallet

Clifford Brewing Co.

7.2% Alcohol

My first thought was tortured tastebuds from sampling not just as sipper but a paint stripper, resulting in a broken down palate.* Or maybe a paint splattered in pieces palette on the floor of a frustrated artist’s studio? But finally, not without some hesitation and consternation, I took my Editor’s advice and read the fine print.**

Looks like the makings of one hell of a bonfire.

Clifford Brewing is paying homage to the lowly two-l one-t pallet, that criss-cross of slats, those wannabe picket fences that ended up unpainted in a supporting role. And more specifically, recognition of past their prime pallets put out to pasture. Those of the kindling kind. Used and abused and no longer up to the task but down and out.

As far as I’m concerned Clifford could toast a plugged tap or a two-legged bar stool for all I care, as long as we’re toasting with a tasty brew. Time to give you the break down on this pallet pint.

A hazy deep dark orange sports a slim trim white topper. A tropical hopical aroma, juice and hops abound. First taste is a full mouthfeel, nice tropical juice with a big bitter finish. There’s no shortage of flavour here, it’s almost boozy but not quite. Verging on a double in ABV and IBU, it’s a strong single. Juicy but not too, hoppy bitters but not too, lots of both but not too much, and it’s all nicely balanced. After a few swigs I really settled into this one nicely.

Nothing broken here.

*Editor’s Comment: The “paint stripper” reference was used on the review of Sawdust City’s Long Dark Voyage Red Rocket, a Cayenne Spiced Imperial Espresso Stout, that was just as hard to drink as it sounds.

**Editor’s Comment: “Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.” Pete Seeger

Final Rating: A 16 out of 20 Toast to a Past Its Prime Pallet

Hazy IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 60

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