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Nothing to Do With Star Wars In Case You Were Wondering

Hazy IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 35

Other Info

Nothing to Do With Star Wars In Case You Were Wondering

J.E.D.I.

Karbon Brewing Co.

6.5% Alcohol

I know what you are thinking. Star Wars days and Jedi Knights. The Force, of course. Jabba the Hutt and nothing but.  Maybe there should be a picture of the slave Princess Leia in that metal bikini on the can, how cool would that be.* Ok, now you’ve crossed the line with those sexist thoughts because this brew has nothing to do with the billion dollar Lucas films franchise cheese factory that keeps cranking out Star Wars sequels and prequels.  It is in fact about something much cooler, that being justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion. Now don’t you feel ashamed.

And Justice is served. An orangish red hazy pour, inclusive of particles in suspension. It sure looks juicy. Malt juice aroma, sure smells juicy. Guess what? All the signs were there. It is very sweet juicy with hoppy bitters to boot. All of it is a bit too diverse to start with but here’s hoping it settles into a more equitable arrangement. Nope, unfortunately it doesn’t. The purée like mango/ tropical fruit is a bit too thick and sweet and juicy, the bitters were feeling put out and left for another party.

An unbalanced juicy IPA, that thick sweet fruit purée is over the top, about as subtle as the Death Star. This brew left me feeling a little Karbon  negative.

*Editor’s Comment: The “metal” slave bikini wore by Carrie Fisher in the 1983 Star Wars movie “Return of the Jedi” was bought at an auction in 2015 for $96,000. Fisher was not a fan of the outfit and was quoted as describing it as "what supermodels will eventually wear in the seventh ring of hell." The bikini was not actually metal but made of urethane rubber.

Final Rating: Good Intentions but Trying Too Hard at 11 out of 20

Hazy IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 35

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