By George, I’m so rich I can buy George.
Out and about for dinner with the missus. Kibitzing with the movers and shakers, saluting the captains of industry at the local yacht club. But the only Thurston* in the house was my powerful thirstin’ for a frosty brewski. I was dry docked so to speak.
Appetizer time and my favourite app is on tap. And it’s Sawdust City, one of my go to brewers, a stalwart super suds achiever. It looks like my ship has come in! A Skinny Dippin’ Stout, time to grin and bare it. Of course my skinny dippin’ days are long gone, and perhaps never were, but that’s not here or there or anywhere for that matter. But if for some reason you lose your power to reason and decide to go skinny dippin’, time to review the COMDB skinny dippin’ rules one more time.
Rule #1: Make sure you’re the last one in and the first one out to ensure you have some clothes waiting for you post dip.
Rule #2: Be on the lookout for snappin’ turtles.
DON”T FEED THE SNAPPERS
Rule #3: Remember that cold water can cause a less than flattering result in the size department. Unfortunately no amount of scientific evidence or even familiarity to explain your shortcomings will make any female believe that shrinkage is real.
Time for an out and about stout, no doubt. Darker than brown on the town. Roasted malt to a fault. It’s about time to ditch the rhyme. A pro pour by the tender of the bar. Black waters with a foamy white wake rolling in. A full-bodied roasted malt nose is followed by a substantial mouthfeel and a classic roasted malt and cocoa with espresso bitters. Not a smooth nitro but a bit of back end coffee grind bitters to remind you this is a real beer. It is very good.
Sawdust comes through again with a tasty on tap stout experience. I strongly suggest drinking this beer fully clothed. What you do with your clothes after a few of these is entirely up to you.
SDS Old & New, a tasty brew.
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