Let the home spun humour of the beer curious cranky old men benefit your mental health by generating a laugh or a groan, or both. All these old timer one liners (granddad jokes) are COMDB home groans, overheard at Ye Cranky Olde Inn. Cheers!
“I was at the bar the other night and got carded! Can you believe it? And at my age. “
IF: He’s not in the line up tonight because of a sprained ankle.
RS: Sounds like another lame excuse to me.
“It was so cold this morning I had to jump start the toaster.”
I don’t think of myself as old, then again, a lot of people don’t think of themselves as stupid either.
There came a point a few years after retirement where the pension check just wasn’t covering all the bills. We had to decide between food and Viagra. Those were hard times.
Over the holidays I helped with the turkey dressing, I had some thyme on my hands.
Not another Rorschach test. I see a pattern developing here.
I built a birdhouse the other day just for a lark.
FS: I’m thinking of investing in soy futures.
RS: Maybe you should check with your bean counter first.
I was a He/Him last time I looked.
The definition of a good sport is when your AA sponsor congratulates you on your 1000th beer review.
RS: The grandkids said I should take anger management classes. That really pissed me off.
JT: If you took them you should ask for a refund.
Any births shortly after the pandemic may well have been ill-conceived.
If it’s chicken wings for dinner again tonight, I’ll have a bone to pick with you.
Impotence: a shadow of your firmer self.
She said ”If you think you’re having a second beer you’ve got another thing coming.”
I said, “Thank you.”
That triangle diagram raised a good point.
Of all the beer review websites all over the world, COMDB is without a doubt one of them.
Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have a hernia or a broken rib.
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