Cranky Reviews

Partaking in a Pleasant Pint

Hazy Pale Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 35

Other Info

Partaking in a Pleasant Pint

Pleasant Island

Wellington Brewery

4.9% Alcohol

Wellington is inviting us to join them on Pleasant Island. Wouldn’t that be a nice respite on a cold night. But you might want to think twice before booking your flights to the island country of Nauru, formerly known as Pleasant Island.  Nauru, population 12,500 is the second smallest country in the world by population, next to Vatican City. In terms of number one status, Nauru is known as the least visited country in the world with about 200 visitors a year.* Not exactly the island paradise pictured on the can or in our minds eye.

Let’s envisage another pleasant island, as opposed to the Pleasant Island. Ocean breeze, Beach Boys warmth of the sun,** the occasional squawk of a seagull, locals calling out “Special deal for Americans”, and in a hammock with a frosty adult beverage named for the moment.

A bright sunny golden island sunrise of a pour, hazy and lazy with a white lei around the neck of my beer glass. Tropical juicy aroma with some mild hops lurking in the tidal pools.  A taste of very mild juice not as juicy as expected, it’s watery and very light with some grapefruit bitters. Everything mild so it is balanced. A light easy breezy brewski with a squeeze of grapefruit for a mildly bitter finish. Certainly refreshing, definitely crushable. The word pleasant comes to mind.

*Editor’s Comment: There is nothing pleasant about Nauru. Part of Micronesia and North East of Australia, it is a phosphate rock island. A century of phosphate strip mining has left the landscape in shambles and now as the phosphate mining ends an unemployment rate of 90% is the result. On the plus side, they have had no reportable cases of Covid.

**Editor’s Comment: The Warmth of the Sun is a song written by Mike Love and Brian Wilson from their 1964 album “Shut Down Volume 2”.

Final Rating: A Pleasant Pint at 14 out of 20

Hazy Pale Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 35

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