Cranky Reviews

Slake Me

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11 to 14

11 to 14

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Slake Me

Hatch

Slake Brewing Co.

5.2% Alcohol

Hatch? A belated Easter review perhaps. You can’t be late for Easter, people will get cross.* This brew has hatched a scrawny plucked rooster with a comb already in place. Maybe the hatchery is near a hydro line or a nuclear power plant? Wrong, this brew is hatched from the Picton sandbanks of legend, to slake our thirst. Slake Brewery out of Picton, to be precise. I haven’t heard the word slake much these days but it seems to be a very appropriate brewery name.**

A bright (in the UK they would say brilliant) lemon yellow pour, and an albumen white head. A malt hop mix in the aroma, a bit disconcerting, not an attractive olfactoral offering. That aroma is not very pleasant, it needs a beer deodorant or froth mint or something.

Taste is a different matter as it is lemony fruity mild hop fizz no real bite or zing.  No oranges, only lemons, say the bells of St. Clement’s.*** A nice mild lemony style session IPA or mild pale ale. I would usually prefer a citrus tropical but the lemon works ok. The big swig test resulted in ……. a big swig. What did you expect?

Mild lemony pale ale, refreshing and tasty, once you get past the funky in not a good way aroma.

*Editor’s Comment: This is bordering on sacrilege. I thought we had discussed this comment at our last supper.

**Editor’s Comment: Slake can also mean to cause a substance to crumble through treatment by water. However earlier meanings of slake are slightly different. Shakespeare’s use of the word meant to subside or abate or lessen the force of. Slake was also used to slacken one’s efforts or to be relaxed or loose, from the same old English “sleac” which was the origin of the modern word slake and slack. The name Picton derives from Old English words pic, meaning a pointy hill, and tun, meaning a settlement.

***Editor’s Comment: Paraphrased (or misquoted) from the opening stanza of the traditional English nursery rhyme “Oranges and Lemons”. It’s a nice, pleasant nursery rhyme and local geography lesson until the final stanza, “And here comes a chopper to chop off your head! Chip chop chip chop the last man is dead.” A nice little bedtime rhyme for the young ones.

Final Rating: Lemon Pledged at 14 out of 20

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11 to 14

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