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Sweltering Summertime Ski Hill Suds

New England IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 25

Other Info

Sweltering Summertime Ski Hill Suds

Slingshot

Gateway City Brewery

6% Alcohol

Slingshot? For those of you biblically inclined you may be thinking of young David’s weapon of choice.* However in this case slingshot does not refer to Goliath’s demise but is in fact another Gateway tribute to a local landmark, a run at the Laurentian Ski Hill. Some frosty après ski suds on a hot summer night seemed to be a middle of the strike zone pitch (an easy call). Popping and pouring in progress.

A golden pour, with my beer glass suffering the night sweats. No snow on the hill, not in this heat. Aroma of juiciness and hoppiness combined, let’s see if we can pull a win-win out of this combo. Ironically, despite a chilled glass and proper beer fridge storage this brew is not as frosty as it’s ski hill namesake would imply. It has a full fruit body and hoppy bitters, not in sequence but all mashed together. The fruit is actually a bit aggressive, some would say harsh, and what comes out the end is a bitter aftertaste. Juicy with bitters instead of juice, then bitters. It’s juicy bitters and it sorta works and sorta doesn’t if you know what I mean.**

But wait. I happened to come upon some left over popcorn from the grandkid’s movie night. You know, the remnants in the bag that they are too busy watching the Disney channel to dig out. And lo and behold the sad sack salty snack saves the suds sampling, sort of. For some reason beyond comprehension, logic or any form of knowledge acquisition, popcorn seems to go well with this brew and cuts the bitters down to size. Mystery of mysteries. ***  What it comes down to is to do it justice this brew needs to be icy cold like the ski hill scene on the can, and served with a salty snack.

Solo it was a no show, but it staged a salty snack comeback.

*Editor’s Comment: According to the Bible, David went into battle with Goliath armed only with his shepherd’s staff, his sling, and five smooth stones. A sling shot put the giant down but David finished the job by beheading him with Goliath’s own sword.

**Editor’s Comment: No one knows what you mean by that.

**Editor’s Comment: It is a well-known fact that salt in beer suppresses the bitterness. Mystery of mysteries solved.

Final Rating: A Salty Snack Save 13 out of 20

New England IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 25

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