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The Cure for Listlessness

German Dark Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 23

Other Info

The Cure for Listlessness

Blacklist

The Napanee Beer Company

5.3% Alcohol

You’ve got your to-do list, in our house known as directives from the Department of Morality. There are shopping lists, laundry lists, and the proverbial bucket list. Lots of Top ten lists, or top 5 lists for those in a hurry. There is an app called List. Real-estate listings. There is the things to do list when you visit one of the places on the places you have to go before you die list. This is turning into a list of lists! And if you don’t have a list, you may feel listless.

If you have a lisp you may call a lisp a list, or you may call a list a lisp. Lots of people want to be on the A-List, but whatever list you have or are on or can’t pronounce, without a doubt you don’t want to be on the blacklist. Unless of course it is a dark German lager from The Napanee Beer Company.

Banned Books: The COMDB Reading List

The funny thing about blacklists, is they are snapshots of a specific time, culture and society. The list of blacklisted books and music today sounds like a list of the classics. Hemingway’s “A Farewell to Arms”. Beatles songs?  Charlotte’s Web, that beloved children’s book.*  Today we will judge whether this beer is on the COMDB blacklist or is already a classic.

Leonard Cohen tells us we want it darker,** but it doesn’t get any darker than this. More effervescent than most darks, it put forth a slim bubbly froth, anagrams be damned. A roasted malt with a cocoa sweet aroma.  A full roasted malt flavour with a touch of fizz to make for a lighter mouthfeel than most darks. It has a subtle sweet cocoa finish. No hops, no bitters, a smooth easy dark. The fizz is slight but it sticks and stays, the  sweet stays the course too. Roasted malt but not to a fault. There might be a touch too much flavour for a dark beer rookie but this a dark lager lover’s dark. Certainly a classic. One list this will make is the COMDB super suds list.

*Editor’s Comments: Hemingway’s 1929 “Farewell to Arms” was banned by the Italian Government primarily because it was too true in describing humiliating Italian losses in the war. The Beatles 1967 song “I am the Walrus” from their “Magical Mystery Tour” album was banned by the BBC for reference to a “pornographic princess” in the lyrics, and their Sgt. Pepper’s song “A Day in the Life” supposedly had references to drug use in it. “Charlotte’s Web” the 1952 book by E.B.White, was banned in certain States and schools for the blasphemy of talking animals. Wouldn’t that make almost every Disney movie ever made blasphemous? Although I could do without the high pitched Mickey Mouse dialogue.

**Editor’s Comment: Leonard Cohen’s 2016 album was “You Want it Darker” and had a song of the same name. “You want it darker, we kill the flame”.

Final Rating: A Classic Super Suds Listed at 16 out of 20

German Dark Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 23

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