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The Ghost of Oktoberfest Past Pays a Visit

Kellerbier

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11 to 14

11 to 14

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The Ghost of Oktoberfest Past Pays a Visit

Kellerbier

Hacker-Pschorr Bräu

5.5% Alcohol

Snowed in at the cottage so another fireside chat but this one is with the Ghost of Oktoberfest Past!

GOP: Cranky old man, why do you drink these fruit and vegetable beers and forsake the spirits of Oktoberfest past?

COM: Haven’t you heard the saying variety is the spice of life?

GOP:  I speak of Bavarian purity, birthdays of princes and hundreds of years of brewing tradition.

COM: But who can resist a beer named “Long Dark Voyage to Uranus”.

GOP: That’s disgusting, who would drink something with a name like that?

COM: That’s what the Department of Morality said.

GOP: I have a Kellerbier for you from the old country, brewed as per the Bavarian Purity Law of 1516.

COM: As a law-abiding citizen I will pour and score this Bavarian brewski.

GOP: Yes, whatever. Prost.

COM: The Prost ghost.

GOP: Don’t call me that.

Prost

Now I am reliving Oktoberfests past with a Bavarian cellar beer from Hacker-Pschorr * out of Munich, one of the six original Oktoberfest brewers. A bright golden purity pour, with a full head which became a flat head before the pic could be clicked. Fresh and clean, with minimal aroma. No nose with this one. The first swig is a flat slight fruit apple flavour, a very light malt with no real crisp. Very slight bitters come up. It is very mild and certainly easy drinking. Kellerlite. I checked the date, perhaps it had been out of the cellar too long. Nope, says its all good.

Just a very light easy drinking beer, perhaps designed as a weapon of mass consumption, that being an Oktoberfest biere. Hey, Ghost of Oktoberfest Past, I don’t need a kick ass 10% Imperial Stout for Oktoberfesting but drag a little more geschmack out of the cellar next time.**

*Editor’s Comment: Hacker was formed in 1417. Pschorr breweries were founded in the early 1800s. The two breweries were closely related and together at times through the years. They formally merged in 1972.

**COMDB Translation Department: “Kellerbier” is cellar beer in German, and “geschmack” means flavour.

Final Rating: Kellerlite at 12 out of 20

Kellerbier

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

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