Cranky Reviews

The Hills are Alive

Vienna Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 18

Other Info

The Hills are Alive

Hllls Vienna Lager

Caledon Hills Brewing Co.

5% Alcohol

If memory serves me well, I think Farmer Steve headed for the hills, and homesteaded around Caledon back in the day. His trusty Kubota at his side, with the missus and young folk along for the ride.

The Ballad of Farmer Steve

Come listen to my story about a farmer named Steve, fed up with the city so it was time to leave,

They said “North of TO is the place to have some fun”, so he gassed up the tractor and moved to Caledon.

Hills, that is. Car pools, craft beer bars.*

Sounds like the Caledon Hills are alive with the sound of music.

These days Caledon is all about the county fair, fat biking the trails and checking out the badlands. And after all that, stopping by Caledon Hills Brewing for a post fair, biking and hiking refreshment. You may even order a Hills VL if the mood strikes you. Which is my smooth as a sow’s ear segue into our review today.

Just like Farmer Steve, it’s time for us to head for the Hills.  And this one pours a dark honey golden hue, clear and concise, with a bright white sunset like all us Cranky Old Men, just over the hills. An aroma of bready malt straight from a Vienna brewer and baker. The taste is smooth bread and malt with a touch of lager sweet. No hops or bitters to start with. As it warmed a bit a slight bitter finish emerged. A nice back to basic Vienna lager.  Very easy drinking, sip, quaff, crush, (my favourite sequence), it does it all. A light easy drinking Vienna.

*Editor’s Comment: “The Ballad of Jed Clampett” was written by Paul Henning and recorded in 1962 by Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs with Jerry Scoggins on vocals as the theme song of the TV show “The Beverly Hillbillies”. Flatt and Scruggs did regular guest spots on the show which ran from 1962 to 1971.

Final Rating: Hills No Valleys at 15 out of 20

Vienna Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 18

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